The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1470. | jayson (jaysonmalit) | 68.46 | 91% | 2012-09-14 |
| 1471. | Dan (burf) | 68.45 | 98% | 2015-09-04 |
| 1472. | ☺ AASHRU... (Business Ana... | 68.45 | 91% | 2011-08-05 |
| 1473. | Neil (nizzel) | 68.45 | 95% | 2016-02-11 |
| 1474. | Nighil (nighil) | 68.44 | 98% | 2017-06-15 |
| 1475. | T Lewis (runnamok) | 68.44 | 98% | 2022-06-10 |
| 1476. | Tariq (htariq) | 68.44 | 98% | 2015-09-03 |
| 1477. | HY (liangliangliang) | 68.43 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 1478. | duy (duyanhpt1) | 68.43 | 97% | 2012-11-05 |
| 1479. | Ashley (italian84) | 68.42 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 1480. | aaindhu (aaindtharivalan_p) | 68.42 | 94% | 2012-09-22 |
| 1481. | Kyle (kyleyu) | 68.41 | 90% | 2016-02-09 |
| 1482. | Avelansh (avelansh) | 68.39 | 97% | 2012-11-22 |
| 1483. | The Long Road™ (lurigetsg... | 68.39 | 91% | 2017-03-15 |
| 1484. | Sparkils (sparkils) | 68.38 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 1485. | Andrew (minizema) | 68.38 | 97% | 2013-01-11 |
| 1486. | rao (raonavdeep) | 68.37 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| 1487. | George (georgedmi) | 68.37 | 96% | 2019-12-20 |
| 1488. | Victoria (cutemikitty) | 68.37 | 93% | 2011-07-26 |
| 1489. | Machoko (rpbeatizula18) | 68.36 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 1490. | fgt (jhsjhs) | 68.36 | 84% | 2012-10-09 |
| 1491. | ngoc (vanthong) | 68.36 | 99% | 2013-03-09 |
| 1492. | Jonathan (bubbler123) | 68.36 | 93% | 2014-07-21 |
| 1493. | Sreshta Kamya (nikitha) | 68.35 | 98% | 2020-01-05 |
| 1494. | meli (meli0604) | 68.34 | 96% | 2021-04-06 |
| 1495. | Rhubarb (reuab) | 68.33 | 98.9% | 2023-08-27 |
| 1496. | Rhexis (itzmezero) | 68.31 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 1497. | Joshua (sokubaku) | 68.31 | 95% | 2015-10-12 |
| 1498. | ping ✿ (pingamaqui) | 68.31 | 95% | 2015-03-05 |
| 1499. | Notaleksandr (cartonito) | 68.27 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |