So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21710. | pekingattacker (rahul232) | 65.58 | 96% | 2021-12-17 |
| 21711. | Tanya (globalgourmand) | 65.58 | 95% | 2012-03-07 |
| 21712. | Tushar (kensei22) | 65.58 | 97.1% | 2023-05-24 |
| 21713. | gustave (jacobe17) | 65.58 | 99% | 2018-06-06 |
| 21714. | Wayne (wanye) | 65.58 | 98.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 21715. | Severus (surajchopra002) | 65.57 | 95% | 2021-07-24 |
| 21716. | Norman (normanj) | 65.57 | 94% | 2015-06-14 |
| 21717. | M (mileung) | 65.57 | 94% | 2017-04-29 |
| 21718. | el7azeen (el7azeen) | 65.57 | — | 2008-10-22 |
| 21719. | Jan (janm2001) | 65.56 | 95% | 2022-10-16 |
| 21720. | Brad (breadloafbrad) | 65.56 | 95.6% | 2021-02-13 |
| 21721. | gat (gatwtal) | 65.56 | 90% | 2016-09-19 |
| 21722. | kaffarell (kaffarell) | 65.55 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
| 21723. | Joan Holloway (joanholloway) | 65.55 | 99% | 2014-10-30 |
| 21724. | Mitch (spaceagecrystal) | 65.55 | 94% | 2013-11-22 |
| 21725. | Maervince (maervince) | 65.55 | 94% | 2015-03-28 |
| 21726. | Dennis (fredaroop12) | 65.54 | 85% | 2015-10-17 |
| 21727. | Steel (steeltissue) | 65.54 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
| 21728. | Dyllan (dyllancrazy) | 65.54 | 95% | 2014-09-05 |
| 21729. | Nathan (nrally) | 65.54 | 95% | 2022-10-17 |
| 21730. | Jose (sand62) | 65.54 | 94% | 2022-01-16 |
| 21731. | patrick (lucky_ninja3412) | 65.54 | 93% | 2021-02-21 |
| 21732. | Abu (abu_hussain) | 65.54 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 21733. | Dhirendra (dhirubsp) | 65.54 | 96% | 2014-09-28 |
| 21734. | Victoria (cutemikitty) | 65.54 | 94% | 2011-07-26 |
| 21735. | (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━... | 65.54 | 95% | 2015-10-15 |
| 21736. | Kylei Clark (kyclark0114) | 65.53 | 98% | 2023-07-26 |
| 21737. | Maverick (aquababy) | 65.53 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 21738. | Sami (codebro) | 65.53 | 96% | 2022-03-19 |
| 21739. | dango (dango100000) | 65.53 | 97% | 2020-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |