And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 687. | (lkortebe) | 141.94 | 98% | 2015-06-18 |
| 688. | (deepbluetruth) | 141.93 | 98% | 2016-01-16 |
| 689. | God is Love (kjb3) | 141.93 | 99% | 2017-04-30 |
| 690. | Joey (jovaye) | 141.91 | 98% | 2014-07-08 |
| 691. | (jumban) | 141.81 | 97% | 2017-05-25 |
| 692. | (kollektiv) | 141.81 | 93% | 2012-11-12 |
| 693. | (suck_my_phallus) | 141.81 | 97% | 2012-07-26 |
| 694. | (aeons) | 141.79 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 695. | (packfan14) | 141.76 | 98% | 2013-04-24 |
| 696. | Marcelo (marceloyukio) | 141.74 | — | 2009-08-31 |
| 697. | Xin (giorgi1123) | 141.74 | 97% | 2017-05-08 |
| 698. | (whoosh) | 141.68 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 699. | Liban (hujala) | 141.68 | 99% | 2022-07-30 |
| 700. | (paceyq) | 141.66 | 100% | 2023-03-06 |
| 701. | (fruitocracy) | 141.66 | 96% | 2012-04-05 |
| 702. | Daniel (qsxdrgb) | 141.63 | 99% | 2021-07-09 |
| 703. | Chaos (numerodos) | 141.61 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 704. | Customality (customality) | 141.61 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 705. | (sugarngirl) | 141.59 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 706. | bread (breadstyx) | 141.58 | 96% | 2015-03-11 |
| 707. | (kevoow) | 141.56 | — | 2010-07-28 |
| 708. | (newbyx86) | 141.54 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 709. | Boi (disnoob) | 141.53 | 98.1% | 2023-07-03 |
| 710. | (mxlxdx) | 141.53 | 100% | 2018-11-28 |
| 711. | (zulangsams) | 141.45 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 712. | (kebabking) | 141.43 | 98% | 2014-10-29 |
| 713. | (kamikrazy) | 141.33 | 98% | 2017-06-01 |
| 714. | (venn177) | 141.32 | 99% | 2015-01-28 |
| 715. | (kingeric) | 141.32 | 98% | 2015-02-09 |
| 716. | (ucla) | 141.31 | — | 2008-12-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |