The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2390. | (marydish) | 114.64 | 96% | 2019-07-09 |
| 2391. | (vish_02) | 114.64 | 98% | 2020-04-11 |
| 2392. | (thepoodoo) | 114.61 | 95% | 2015-01-16 |
| 2393. | Mellow (mellowhammer) | 114.61 | 95% | 2015-05-10 |
| 2394. | (mrsfields4701) | 114.61 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
| 2395. | (cesmen00) | 114.58 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 2396. | (robert) | 114.58 | — | 2009-06-15 |
| 2397. | (smokujin) | 114.57 | 94% | 2015-01-13 |
| 2398. | (mizune) | 114.56 | 98% | 2013-06-23 |
| 2399. | (joseph_sack2349_12) | 114.55 | 99% | 2023-07-29 |
| 2400. | (xjerm_) | 114.55 | 92% | 2017-01-09 |
| 2401. | (bballnick2k2) | 114.54 | 99% | 2017-06-26 |
| 2402. | (dirty_harry) | 114.54 | — | 2010-10-12 |
| 2403. | (wentzelitis) | 114.54 | 100% | 2012-10-03 |
| 2404. | (utcd) | 114.54 | — | 2010-06-16 |
| 2405. | (aetricity) | 114.54 | 94% | 2016-08-07 |
| 2406. | ARW🔴 (appleredwarrior) | 114.53 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 2407. | (rainicy) | 114.53 | 98.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 2408. | (tjmclemson) | 114.53 | 97% | 2012-04-13 |
| 2409. | John (custardman) | 114.53 | — | 2009-07-16 |
| 2410. | Ted (xted) | 114.52 | 97.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 2411. | (sk8ereid) | 114.51 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 2412. | (kiyobird) | 114.51 | 96% | 2016-08-28 |
| 2413. | nothingtoprove (9000) | 114.51 | — | 2009-03-02 |
| 2414. | (zalvary) | 114.50 | 97.8% | 2023-05-23 |
| 2415. | David (acuaticyas) | 114.50 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 2416. | sly (slymaster11) | 114.49 | 99% | 2023-04-08 |
| 2417. | (whimsicalwill) | 114.49 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 2418. | D3p3ch3D3v0t33 (violatorj7) | 114.49 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
| 2419. | Typhoid (typhoid) | 114.48 | 97% | 2015-11-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |