I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8667. | Marcus (flowerskullbeige) | 90.03 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 8668. | cheryyyyy (cheryyyyy) | 90.03 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 8669. | stayquietpeasants (neotitan... | 90.02 | 96.7% | 2024-12-03 |
| 8670. | kallé (kalle123) | 90.02 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 8671. | Vincent (filtertype) | 90.02 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 8672. | yuhhhhhhh (sinonrei) | 90.02 | 98% | 2020-02-07 |
| 8673. | Kevin (bigtimetyperacer) | 90.01 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 8674. | Jay (aasiaat) | 90.00 | 97.2% | 2023-08-28 |
| 8675. | Noah (puckbunny86) | 90.00 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 8676. | Sazu (sazujr) | 90.00 | 95% | 2024-04-24 |
| 8677. | Joy (joy_1) | 90.00 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 8678. | Speedswiper (speedswiper) | 90.00 | 95% | 2021-08-21 |
| 8679. | Zurkish (zurkish) | 89.99 | 95% | 2021-06-06 |
| 8680. | Leon (leonume) | 89.99 | 96% | 2023-06-09 |
| 8681. | Jusuf (kz99) | 89.99 | 96.8% | 2023-07-02 |
| 8682. | Jaren (waff13cak3) | 89.99 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 8683. | Michael (cus4ever) | 89.98 | 98% | 2020-08-17 |
| 8684. | bribe stop being a ssy and ... | 89.98 | 97.1% | 2023-09-21 |
| 8685. | puthin_p2n (bugsmasher) | 89.98 | 97% | 2022-05-15 |
| 8686. | 🐸bingus🐸 (dearmr) | 89.98 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 8687. | Yogi (y0g3) | 89.98 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
| 8688. | Aidan (marvelousjokes) | 89.97 | 99% | 2023-02-25 |
| 8689. | Nick (krupa1727) | 89.96 | 97.2% | 2024-10-11 |
| 8690. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 89.96 | 97.2% | 2023-11-22 |
| 8691. | JP (freshlumpia) | 89.96 | 96.4% | 2023-06-21 |
| 8692. | iceylemon157 (iceylemon157) | 89.95 | 96% | 2026-05-30 |
| 8693. | jeen (jeenlueez) | 89.94 | 91% | 2017-03-19 |
| 8694. | Fady (strugglingtyper) | 89.94 | 98% | 2019-05-17 |
| 8695. | Zakaru (gaudo1991) | 89.93 | 99% | 2021-10-27 |
| 8696. | deathwiggle (deathwiggle) | 89.93 | 97.5% | 2024-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |