So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29900. | Tommy (tommy27) | 52.87 | 92% | 2013-08-27 |
| 29901. | Niklas (nik631_0) | 52.86 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 29902. | BOZO (b0z0) | 52.85 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
| 29903. | Mr47 (diana47) | 52.85 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 29904. | blue (partly_cloudy) | 52.85 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 29905. | Surya (surya_p) | 52.85 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 29906. | angst (angstt) | 52.85 | 94% | 2019-06-05 |
| 29907. | Devesh (dev344) | 52.85 | 90% | 2014-10-08 |
| 29908. | Breanne (iuseplover3) | 52.85 | 76% | 2015-06-02 |
| 29909. | naveen (eeneeneen) | 52.84 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 29910. | Mike (mikety1) | 52.84 | 94% | 2022-01-15 |
| 29911. | w0ng (w0ng_dvorak) | 52.84 | 95% | 2022-01-17 |
| 29912. | Kevin (the_pacifist) | 52.84 | 91% | 2012-08-02 |
| 29913. | Matt (mdcfalcon) | 52.84 | 94% | 2016-06-28 |
| 29914. | Damon (newcarsmell) | 52.84 | 89% | 2016-01-29 |
| 29915. | Vagabond (omonbobo) | 52.84 | 95% | 2011-06-07 |
| 29916. | prielajo (prielajo) | 52.83 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
| 29917. | NotTodayDoc (tuto) | 52.83 | 99% | 2022-12-03 |
| 29918. | Aaryan (ryn1105) | 52.83 | 94% | 2022-03-25 |
| 29919. | Elliot (currie) | 52.83 | 94% | 2019-03-21 |
| 29920. | Guest (nherbe_3) | 52.83 | 94% | 2021-11-25 |
| 29921. | tWINKLE (twinkle_414) | 52.83 | 91% | 2014-10-20 |
| 29922. | Josh (draveenn) | 52.82 | 95% | 2018-01-08 |
| 29923. | Sydney (goldenringlets) | 52.82 | 88% | 2011-12-09 |
| 29924. | Zach (_spacely) | 52.82 | 95% | 2020-02-06 |
| 29925. | Mushu (huamulanmushu) | 52.82 | 96% | 2016-09-15 |
| 29926. | Sultan (sultanbek93) | 52.82 | — | 2010-05-02 |
| 29927. | Jersey (zico) | 52.82 | 96% | 2011-07-28 |
| 29928. | worccx (worccx) | 52.82 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 29929. | Natsumi (nattynutty) | 52.82 | 94% | 2014-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |