I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11179. | Samuel (samsonheadhunter) | 82.35 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 11180. | Austin (austincolibaba) | 82.35 | 99% | 2021-07-23 |
| 11181. | Asturias (pelinsquito) | 82.35 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 11182. | Jacquees (ganasha) | 82.35 | 98% | 2019-10-17 |
| 11183. | EerDick (eerdick) | 82.34 | 99% | 2023-01-05 |
| 11184. | Adam (adam_0027) | 82.34 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 11185. | meli (meli0604) | 82.34 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 11186. | Harmonic (blitzzzz) | 82.34 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
| 11187. | Worn_out (sks2k0001) | 82.33 | 96% | 2023-09-29 |
| 11188. | Niccster (niccster10) | 82.33 | 95% | 2018-10-08 |
| 11189. | Medet (mgaiidarov) | 82.32 | 96% | 2022-02-24 |
| 11190. | 2xchop (2xchop) | 82.32 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 11191. | PengWin (pengwinner) | 82.32 | 97% | 2019-11-06 |
| 11192. | Jenesh (jenesh) | 82.32 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 11193. | Thocc is Bad (mirakoolz) | 82.32 | 98.3% | 2023-11-06 |
| 11194. | Jacob (solace72) | 82.32 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 11195. | will (ballsinjaws) | 82.31 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 11196. | Tyson (lord_chimama) | 82.31 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 11197. | lagging bro (2fingaz) | 82.31 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
| 11198. | Amelia (amelia03) | 82.31 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 11199. | Miraneir (curiostity) | 82.31 | 93% | 2017-05-04 |
| 11200. | numdegased (numdegased) | 82.31 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 11201. | Ninh (ninhhuynh) | 82.30 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 11202. | AWP (homerjs) | 82.30 | 97% | 2017-05-05 |
| 11203. | needo (needo) | 82.29 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 11204. | Colin (stenocolin) | 82.29 | 99% | 2023-10-09 |
| 11205. | Akri (masterpiggy666) | 82.29 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 11206. | Sujash (sujash03) | 82.28 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 11207. | chabe (halfu) | 82.27 | 95% | 2021-10-16 |
| 11208. | pxxyd3stroier (pxxyd3stroier) | 82.27 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |