The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24083. | starking882006@yahoo.com (s... | 65.84 | 97% | 2013-07-01 |
| 24084. | Kapa (kassyk) | 65.83 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
| 24085. | wood warrior (wood_warrior) | 65.83 | 97% | 2023-09-19 |
| 24086. | Shoaib Sajid (shoaibsajid) | 65.83 | 94% | 2016-07-11 |
| 24087. | Turtle (ninjaturtle) | 65.83 | — | 2010-12-04 |
| 24088. | Raymond (northernabyss) | 65.82 | 94% | 2016-05-11 |
| 24089. | subatomic-cat (subatomic_cat) | 65.82 | 95% | 2020-04-30 |
| 24090. | Nick (nrxz) | 65.82 | 96% | 2012-01-08 |
| 24091. | russ (insomniac) | 65.82 | — | 2009-06-11 |
| 24092. | Gary (gary_internet) | 65.81 | 99% | 2022-12-09 |
| 24093. | Dexter (hexide) | 65.81 | 94% | 2021-04-27 |
| 24094. | Eric (techmaster69) | 65.81 | 96% | 2018-06-27 |
| 24095. | Carlos (dustichux867) | 65.81 | 96% | 2022-05-09 |
| 24096. | Satwik Kashyap (annhilat0r) | 65.81 | 96% | 2022-04-17 |
| 24097. | Quan (martinrockon) | 65.81 | 92% | 2013-01-27 |
| 24098. | Taylor (kryxilis) | 65.81 | 90% | 2015-11-16 |
| 24099. | JDobbss (jdobbss) | 65.80 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 24100. | Sean (cuppo) | 65.80 | 95% | 2013-12-29 |
| 24101. | Maciej (j4b0l) | 65.80 | 94% | 2014-12-09 |
| 24102. | Mike (ampedmike) | 65.80 | 95% | 2019-06-25 |
| 24103. | Al (al_gha23) | 65.80 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 24104. | scoopy (scoopyjohnson) | 65.80 | 95% | 2019-11-06 |
| 24105. | Sandeep (s2014153) | 65.80 | 97% | 2016-06-07 |
| 24106. | Thai meo (mrme0c0n) | 65.80 | 92% | 2011-11-15 |
| 24107. | Aron (aronaranda) | 65.80 | 95% | 2015-06-08 |
| 24108. | Mitchell (mitchellknapp30) | 65.79 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 24109. | Jon (jonksig) | 65.79 | 96% | 2015-03-24 |
| 24110. | Billy (super1ha1) | 65.79 | 94% | 2017-04-02 |
| 24111. | Ata (aajan) | 65.78 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 24112. | Naut38 (naut38) | 65.78 | 95% | 2021-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |