So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17834. | CHASMIS (papa_ji) | 71.86 | 95% | 2017-01-06 |
| 17835. | Lycin (smokzzzgaming) | 71.85 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 17836. | Oscar (mightymitez) | 71.85 | 91% | 2013-02-13 |
| 17837. | anisa (anisaifah) | 71.85 | 94% | 2015-08-04 |
| 17838. | Jared (varmitz1) | 71.84 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 17839. | Archie (userrazz) | 71.84 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 17840. | Lawrence (buffoony) | 71.84 | 95% | 2021-11-18 |
| 17841. | ♿m0zz (mozz270) | 71.84 | 86% | 2017-01-14 |
| 17842. | Soup (mfonk) | 71.84 | 96% | 2018-07-20 |
| 17843. | blue1 (blue773) | 71.84 | 96% | 2013-06-23 |
| 17844. | tekfuk (tekfuk) | 71.84 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 17845. | 제주 (quicktortoise) | 71.84 | 97% | 2017-01-14 |
| 17846. | Jason (remeditator) | 71.84 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 17847. | Jan-Henk (resd) | 71.83 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 17848. | Galen (waflet) | 71.83 | 94% | 2016-10-05 |
| 17849. | Murker90 (qwertypad) | 71.83 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 17850. | Cupcake (cupcake_cran) | 71.82 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 17851. | James (jamessempai) | 71.82 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 17852. | Banozz (banozz) | 71.82 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 17853. | Frangsinatra (addaxer) | 71.82 | 96% | 2020-02-25 |
| 17854. | Emir (emirthetyper) | 71.82 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 17855. | Edward (dodo_zu) | 71.82 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 17856. | IGA (amateur_) | 71.82 | — | 2010-10-08 |
| 17857. | JohnnyBoy (_johny_boy_) | 71.81 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 17858. | Matt (mattsupremee) | 71.81 | 96.5% | 2021-02-09 |
| 17859. | PKimchi (pkimchi) | 71.81 | 97% | 2019-05-10 |
| 17860. | ggzor (ggzor) | 71.81 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 17861. | Mohammad Talha (mtk_) | 71.81 | 100% | 2020-03-12 |
| 17862. | Gjuro (gjuro_andrija) | 71.81 | 97% | 2019-06-03 |
| 17863. | Deron (deronpianomantypeman) | 71.81 | 93% | 2012-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |