Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21268. | Be aware of cyclists! (irel... | 66.98 | 97% | 2016-07-13 |
| 21269. | Austin (weirdy) | 66.98 | 93% | 2015-02-06 |
| 21270. | Sabz (sabx_keedi) | 66.98 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 21271. | K¶Ñ§ µÅÑ܆™ Cole... | 66.98 | 95% | 2012-02-25 |
| 21272. | Numsi (numsi) | 66.98 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 21273. | Goethe (kiwon) | 66.98 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 21274. | Abolfazl (abolfazl) | 66.97 | 95% | 2022-07-07 |
| 21275. | Zeyad Elsayed (zetypist) | 66.97 | 94.9% | 2023-10-15 |
| 21276. | Igor (igorsilveira) | 66.97 | 91% | 2013-02-07 |
| 21277. | Monkey (monkey_sama) | 66.97 | 97% | 2012-01-21 |
| 21278. | Jonathan (jedawson) | 66.97 | 94% | 2012-11-23 |
| 21279. | Marwan (quarz) | 66.97 | 94% | 2016-07-30 |
| 21280. | jess (softballchick127) | 66.97 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 21281. | amran (netcse) | 66.97 | 92% | 2016-10-14 |
| 21282. | Chi (bunbo) | 66.97 | — | 2009-10-24 |
| 21283. | Aditya Pratap (anarchy_) | 66.97 | 94% | 2012-10-15 |
| 21284. | Anthony (anton42) | 66.96 | 95% | 2023-05-30 |
| 21285. | Brian (brianhsu7476) | 66.96 | 97.3% | 2021-02-26 |
| 21286. | Nope (_sav) | 66.96 | 97.1% | 2021-02-23 |
| 21287. | evo (evofox) | 66.96 | 97% | 2013-07-20 |
| 21288. | Cuong (cuongdao) | 66.96 | 94% | 2012-07-02 |
| 21289. | अनुराग.. (coolf... | 66.96 | 91% | 2015-12-11 |
| 21290. | cherry (cherryleung) | 66.96 | 87% | 2012-04-21 |
| 21291. | best (bigdaddyshu) | 66.96 | 84% | 2014-11-19 |
| 21292. | matt (msanchez282) | 66.95 | 95% | 2023-04-23 |
| 21293. | Henok (henokb) | 66.95 | 97.9% | 2023-10-30 |
| 21294. | LUke (luke1029384756) | 66.95 | 94% | 2016-05-13 |
| 21295. | Axel (scorchill) | 66.95 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 21296. | zach (zachkaupp) | 66.95 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 21297. | Darren Yep (darrenyep) | 66.95 | 96% | 2011-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |