Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1948. | Bernarnold (orangetieify) | 86.16 | 96% | 2018-07-29 |
| 1949. | Joseph (josephjayette) | 86.15 | 98% | 2020-06-13 |
| 1950. | Jimmy (motivatorman) | 86.15 | 99% | 2020-11-14 |
| 1951. | starguything (starguything) | 86.15 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 1952. | Elliot (elliotzhao) | 86.15 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 1953. | Dean (biollama112) | 86.14 | 95% | 2018-05-26 |
| 1954. | Ryder (highryder18) | 86.13 | 97% | 2019-03-01 |
| 1955. | Kasiourasg (kasiourasg) | 86.12 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 1956. | wayne (nonlimit) | 86.06 | 99% | 2018-09-05 |
| 1957. | Louis (merxium) | 86.02 | 96% | 2019-02-07 |
| 1958. | Cryril (baedurria) | 86.01 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 1959. | abdo (phcox_hunter) | 86.00 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1960. | Harrison (lixerman99) | 86.00 | 96% | 2020-02-02 |
| 1961. | Dan Whatsolike (dankei) | 85.99 | 99% | 2020-03-28 |
| 1962. | Jagger (jagswag28) | 85.97 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 1963. | pl (dirtygoldfish) | 85.95 | 96% | 2018-08-19 |
| 1964. | Cuj (cujp) | 85.91 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
| 1965. | David (hugger69) | 85.89 | 100% | 2020-01-03 |
| 1966. | Kawaguchi (h7karu) | 85.87 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 1967. | himeh (jherrerra) | 85.87 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 1968. | Eduardo (purplehaha) | 85.86 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 1969. | Dixie (zanarkind) | 85.86 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 1970. | Gilbert (gilberto47831) | 85.85 | 97% | 2020-07-12 |
| 1971. | shooz12 (shooz12) | 85.84 | 96% | 2020-03-28 |
| 1972. | Kyle (gnowelyk) | 85.83 | 98% | 2019-05-27 |
| 1973. | OnlyStanz (tanni) | 85.83 | 99% | 2020-10-09 |
| 1974. | Dmitry (d1mque) | 85.83 | 98% | 2019-09-12 |
| 1975. | Yuganshu (yuganshu) | 85.82 | 98% | 2018-11-05 |
| 1976. | Prototype (sckraker) | 85.81 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 1977. | Jake (jaked244) | 85.79 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |