I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11217. | t(-_-t ) (pipicomel) | 83.42 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 11218. | bald_capybara (monkeyman143) | 83.41 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 11219. | Phil (techspeaker) | 83.41 | 95.7% | 2025-03-11 |
| 11220. | Zhuojun (zhuojun_12) | 83.41 | 95.7% | 2025-01-02 |
| 11221. | Mazeppa (dynozawa) | 83.41 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 11222. | . (ggsnipes) | 83.41 | 97.7% | 2021-01-31 |
| 11223. | rajsingill (rajsingill) | 83.40 | 95% | 2023-11-30 |
| 11224. | sliptok (sliptok) | 83.40 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 11225. | kuro (kuro_shiro) | 83.40 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 11226. | Brigid (riniti) | 83.40 | 97% | 2020-01-28 |
| 11227. | Sean (bigsponge1) | 83.39 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 11228. | Iron Man (007_speed) | 83.39 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 11229. | Nguyễn Trần (dattran03) | 83.38 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
| 11230. | Melvin (mellikyun) | 83.38 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
| 11231. | hackthemoon (hackthemoon) | 83.38 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 11232. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 83.38 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
| 11233. | efk (enofk714) | 83.37 | 97% | 2025-07-07 |
| 11234. | Shane (shane_666666) | 83.37 | 98% | 2026-01-04 |
| 11235. | Kim (kimdkxx) | 83.37 | 98% | 2021-04-11 |
| 11236. | Giuseppe (shmebulock2) | 83.37 | 95% | 2021-11-13 |
| 11237. | NeverQuitted (neverquitted) | 83.37 | 96% | 2022-04-03 |
| 11238. | Kev (kevkevkevkevkev) | 83.37 | 94% | 2019-12-21 |
| 11239. | Amr (amrstien) | 83.37 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 11240. | Teddy (trxbeans) | 83.37 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 11241. | CuddleCookie (cuddlecookie) | 83.37 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 11242. | superkor (superkor) | 83.36 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 11243. | SkyerZ (skyerz) | 83.36 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 11244. | William (willrenson) | 83.36 | 97.8% | 2021-02-25 |
| 11245. | ishodge (ishodge) | 83.36 | 99% | 2018-08-03 |
| 11246. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 83.35 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |