Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5973. | Not My (random31415) | 95.83 | 96% | 2016-09-23 |
| 5974. | ΨTransmigrationOfSoulsΨ (... | 95.83 | 100% | 2017-08-03 |
| 5975. | Slobodan (bekca) | 95.83 | 94% | 2014-09-21 |
| 5976. | Bacon (bacon_waffles) | 95.83 | 93% | 2016-05-07 |
| 5977. | Anonymous (prdpak) | 95.83 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 5978. | Tintin, (madcaddy3) | 95.82 | 96% | 2013-08-15 |
| 5979. | Richard (yuel) | 95.82 | 95% | 2014-06-04 |
| 5980. | hella fast (accuracy_acc) | 95.82 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 5981. | øracle (typingmaniac123456... | 95.82 | 97.9% | 2023-06-11 |
| 5982. | Patrick (cookiesareyummy) | 95.82 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 5983. | jph (the_philippines) | 95.81 | 93% | 2016-09-12 |
| 5984. | deceptive (sergisreal) | 95.81 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 5985. | - (trashmanvlogs) | 95.80 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 5986. | Zephyr (lay_oreo) | 95.80 | 97% | 2023-07-27 |
| 5987. | Patrick (saboe) | 95.80 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 5988. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 95.80 | 100% | 2021-04-14 |
| 5989. | Das FoO (foobird) | 95.79 | 98% | 2014-09-01 |
| 5990. | Ella (amhaissup) | 95.79 | 97.9% | 2023-08-25 |
| 5991. | Chris (cuddd) | 95.79 | 97% | 2017-08-12 |
| 5992. | (0x0x0x) | 95.79 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 5993. | Bojack (uberjoe) | 95.78 | 98% | 2017-12-05 |
| 5994. | :) (dreikaiser) | 95.78 | 88% | 2016-03-13 |
| 5995. | Emery (eliu6) | 95.77 | 93% | 2013-12-15 |
| 5996. | Uros (uroskrunic2) | 95.77 | 98% | 2015-11-10 |
| 5997. | Joeart (joeart) | 95.77 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 5998. | Bako (tabakz) | 95.77 | 97% | 2013-05-23 |
| 5999. | Ray (mray) | 95.77 | 93% | 2014-02-18 |
| 6000. | Suren (strongsuren) | 95.77 | 100% | 2018-01-21 |
| 6001. | Dicks are so cute omg (kyou... | 95.77 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| 6002. | + (pigeon0) | 95.76 | 97.3% | 2023-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |