I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15438. | Cryxon (cryxon) | 75.92 | 99.4% | 2023-08-06 |
| 15439. | SirSAR (sir_sar_16) | 75.92 | 96% | 2023-10-10 |
| 15440. | troy (little_bro) | 75.92 | 95% | 2018-08-11 |
| 15441. | nani (typingfever) | 75.92 | 95% | 2019-08-29 |
| 15442. | Joshua (kim456) | 75.92 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 15443. | Sotos (sotos_header) | 75.91 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
| 15444. | Jeff (jjj11x) | 75.91 | 98% | 2025-06-05 |
| 15445. | Wesley (lilchmp) | 75.91 | 95% | 2021-01-04 |
| 15446. | Alonne (freeman_1337) | 75.91 | 96% | 2017-03-07 |
| 15447. | Fritzchen (fritzchen) | 75.90 | 95% | 2024-07-21 |
| 15448. | Nadine (lemon__nade) | 75.90 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 15449. | ? (tokesther) | 75.89 | 96% | 2022-07-10 |
| 15450. | Aci (aciller123) | 75.89 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 15451. | nigh_dvorak (nigh_dvorak) | 75.88 | 95.2% | 2023-11-20 |
| 15452. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 75.88 | 96% | 2022-07-12 |
| 15453. | Biggs (jobobhi) | 75.88 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 15454. | Stephanie (cuber155) | 75.87 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 15455. | Britton (federicobrit) | 75.87 | 99% | 2023-01-23 |
| 15456. | Michayla (mrowcliffe77) | 75.87 | 95.7% | 2023-10-14 |
| 15457. | Fahad (devfahad) | 75.87 | 99% | 2021-08-12 |
| 15458. | Fetajuice (fetajuice) | 75.87 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 15459. | 浩然 (whr88) | 75.86 | 100% | 2022-03-14 |
| 15460. | Josh (100wpm_soon_enough) | 75.85 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 15461. | Thiemo (thiemok) | 75.85 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
| 15462. | Bra Steve (bra_steve) | 75.85 | 97.1% | 2023-05-16 |
| 15463. | Eduardo Nogueira da Silva (... | 75.84 | 98% | 2025-07-04 |
| 15464. | Agis (agis3) | 75.84 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 15465. | Charles (charles_k) | 75.84 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 15466. | Thelonious (thelonious) | 75.84 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 15467. | yassin mohamed (yassin123) | 75.83 | 99% | 2021-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |