I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8698. | Hayden (silentfox12345) | 89.34 | 98% | 2019-12-17 |
| 8699. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 89.34 | 97% | 2018-02-11 |
| 8700. | Luuk (luukkeller) | 89.34 | 96% | 2018-04-30 |
| 8701. | Scott (sisyphus) | 89.34 | 95% | 2016-05-10 |
| 8702. | Z (zxxzus) | 89.33 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 8703. | System.out.println("Nah I'd... | 89.33 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
| 8704. | Nick (saumera) | 89.33 | 99% | 2015-11-23 |
| 8705. | unavai1lable (unava1lable) | 89.32 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 8706. | Regulus ❄ (yo_yo_honey_si... | 89.32 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 8707. | yet (whatthewaht) | 89.32 | 92% | 2016-03-13 |
| 8708. | Dein (deinfreund) | 89.32 | 91% | 2017-05-20 |
| 8709. | Hannah (hhn2) | 89.31 | 98.5% | 2024-12-18 |
| 8710. | Burint (brenolz) | 89.31 | 97.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 8711. | Il Capitano (ilcapitano) | 89.31 | 97% | 2020-01-12 |
| 8712. | Pawel (japi) | 89.31 | 97% | 2015-05-19 |
| 8713. | Tony 🐱👤 (demon0192) | 89.31 | 97% | 2017-12-09 |
| 8714. | Jerry (foxyphoton) | 89.30 | 91% | 2015-06-25 |
| 8715. | lorentz0 (lorentz0) | 89.30 | 97.8% | 2023-10-26 |
| 8716. | Nick (npfontan) | 89.30 | 98% | 2020-04-03 |
| 8717. | Cube (cubedefender) | 89.30 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 8718. | Name (defaultname) | 89.30 | 96% | 2024-11-18 |
| 8719. | anthony (antmak) | 89.29 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 8720. | peancelt (peancelt) | 89.29 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 8721. | Potato (riyer) | 89.29 | 95% | 2016-07-25 |
| 8722. | Chris (christophski) | 89.29 | 93% | 2015-12-22 |
| 8723. | Aj (nitchrickson) | 89.28 | 96.9% | 2024-07-07 |
| 8724. | Could be you (cycosniper) | 89.28 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 8725. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 89.28 | 99% | 2023-01-02 |
| 8726. | Pandafu (pandafu) | 89.28 | 97% | 2016-06-04 |
| 8727. | Sixzz (sixzz13) | 89.27 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |