Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
Active since February 25, 2020.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1811. | Martin (martinwong) | 117.30 | 99% | 2022-11-15 |
| 1812. | flame. (flamee) | 117.29 | 97% | 2025-09-07 |
| 1813. | lucktale (lucktale) | 117.29 | 97.6% | 2024-03-15 |
| 1814. | ! (quickk123) | 117.27 | 96% | 2023-04-07 |
| 1815. | Alf (the_destroyer_of_worlds) | 117.26 | 99% | 2025-08-04 |
| 1816. | zzz (trapjuggfinesse) | 117.26 | 97.5% | 2024-12-01 |
| 1817. | foundintranslation (foundin... | 117.25 | 98% | 2025-11-25 |
| 1818. | Fart Sniffer (mishen911) | 117.22 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 1819. | John Kelly (jkelly_t) | 117.21 | 99% | 2023-01-19 |
| 1820. | (rontran) | 117.21 | 99% | 2023-01-31 |
| 1821. | Poop (ilikechayu) | 117.20 | 97.6% | 2024-09-15 |
| 1822. | c (bigsee) | 117.19 | 99% | 2025-01-31 |
| 1823. | tofu (wet_tofu) | 117.18 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 1824. | Renato (xitraiv) | 117.18 | 99% | 2024-11-11 |
| 1825. | j (jjsiracha) | 117.18 | 99% | 2023-07-05 |
| 1826. | Timmy (skurpiion) | 117.17 | 98% | 2023-02-11 |
| 1827. | God help us (novabond) | 117.16 | 98% | 2025-12-30 |
| 1828. | loois (gorgontes) | 117.16 | 98% | 2026-04-29 |
| 1829. | Brandon (cube00) | 117.16 | 97% | 2020-08-30 |
| 1830. | sperlo (sperlo) | 117.15 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 1831. | [SCC] Ignis (ignis_sphaera) | 117.14 | 99% | 2021-09-04 |
| 1832. | frank (frank112233344) | 117.11 | 98% | 2025-01-11 |
| 1833. | Nelly (nellysmerd) | 117.09 | 98% | 2022-08-03 |
| 1834. | スレトロン (slethron) | 117.08 | 100% | 2021-11-28 |
| 1835. | Dan (danbanica) | 117.06 | 99% | 2025-04-20 |
| 1836. | John (johnprogrammer1) | 117.06 | 97.9% | 2023-09-02 |
| 1837. | Quan (lolenigmatic) | 117.05 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 1838. | kawaa (archreel) | 117.04 | 96.2% | 2024-07-13 |
| 1839. | Charles (clydoscope) | 117.04 | 98% | 2025-08-18 |
| 1840. | 14newacc3 (keys02) | 117.04 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |