I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1001. | Steph (mrs_cully_wully) | 104.13 | 98.6% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1002. | Ian Lam (ljy200523) | 104.12 | 99% | 2025-11-12 |
| 1003. | Johann (slugvibes) | 104.10 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 1004. | king (waldohatesyou) | 104.05 | 98% | 2025-07-31 |
| 1005. | wheels5 (wheels5) | 104.04 | 97% | 2025-12-09 |
| 1006. | Snow (snowful) | 104.03 | 99% | 2025-08-11 |
| 1007. | Martin (mewix) | 103.96 | 97% | 2026-01-19 |
| 1008. | 99ms (99ms) | 103.96 | 99% | 2023-08-04 |
| 1009. | angel (angelbagel) | 103.94 | 96% | 2025-02-13 |
| 1010. | Angel (auldieermine83) | 103.90 | 97% | 2025-10-02 |
| 1011. | clam (obafgkm_dh) | 103.90 | 96% | 2023-07-04 |
| 1012. | piero (piero_scaruffi) | 103.89 | 97.1% | 2024-02-09 |
| 1013. | ethan (ethantheflareon) | 103.89 | 96.8% | 2024-06-11 |
| 1014. | Sean (beahmer) | 103.88 | 98.3% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1015. | Joe (jhoeeee) | 103.88 | 97.5% | 2024-08-11 |
| 1016. | darthinfinix (darthinfinix) | 103.86 | 97.8% | 2024-02-03 |
| 1017. | Thomas (ctrlbadger) | 103.85 | 97.5% | 2023-08-03 |
| 1018. | thong (thongish) | 103.84 | 98% | 2026-04-13 |
| 1019. | Joey (skaitripe) | 103.83 | 98.3% | 2024-02-05 |
| 1020. | cheruiyot (son_of_man) | 103.83 | 97% | 2024-09-25 |
| 1021. | Franzvic (elbruh) | 103.81 | 96.9% | 2024-08-17 |
| 1022. | Whatever (hunglatahb1) | 103.78 | 97% | 2025-09-09 |
| 1023. | (elijahmercado2531) | 103.76 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| 1024. | nizika (shouronpou) | 103.76 | 96.8% | 2023-11-28 |
| 1025. | Tom (gazi243) | 103.75 | 96% | 2023-08-21 |
| 1026. | Jay (sockpuppy) | 103.73 | 100% | 2023-09-13 |
| 1027. | Travis (ttboyd884) | 103.72 | 98.3% | 2024-01-06 |
| 1028. | alpaca (icealpaca91) | 103.65 | 98.5% | 2024-05-28 |
| 1029. | (strongly_typed_consort) | 103.63 | 98.8% | 2025-01-03 |
| 1030. | Dendretic1 (dendreticx) | 103.62 | 98.9% | 2023-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |