When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8399. | cu63y (qu63y) | 87.28 | 96.8% | 2023-08-02 |
| 8400. | Do Huu (thanhame) | 87.28 | 96% | 2017-03-11 |
| 8401. | 4pple (applesa0ce) | 87.28 | 97.3% | 2023-09-13 |
| 8402. | kade (kdae) | 87.28 | 96% | 2022-08-18 |
| 8403. | BoxBoy (uchenkadi) | 87.28 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 8404. | aerar (raale) | 87.27 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 8405. | Jayesh (jayeshaw) | 87.26 | 98.3% | 2023-08-06 |
| 8406. | Mark (uhridgeinal) | 87.26 | 94% | 2017-01-04 |
| 8407. | Lupi (thedogz) | 87.26 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 8408. | Yurd (joshespogi) | 87.25 | 98% | 2023-10-22 |
| 8409. | .zeki (zek1shaa) | 87.25 | 94.9% | 2024-01-03 |
| 8410. | Chipyule (chipyule) | 87.25 | 97% | 2023-11-17 |
| 8411. | Amir (amirahmedimtiaz) | 87.25 | 97.8% | 2025-04-13 |
| 8412. | Kevin (bruhsoundeffectno2) | 87.25 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 8413. | Simon (slimsonkysreformed) | 87.25 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 8414. | Eiv (mechiguy) | 87.25 | 98% | 2017-03-03 |
| 8415. | CLl (chinll) | 87.24 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 8416. | Huy (huynguyen560) | 87.24 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 8417. | Thomas (ctrlbadger) | 87.24 | 96.1% | 2023-06-08 |
| 8418. | Courtney (pickels712) | 87.24 | 97% | 2016-12-27 |
| 8419. | Abdullaah (yeetzies) | 87.23 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 8420. | MST (stereotypist) | 87.22 | 97% | 2024-05-16 |
| 8421. | Eric (draydere) | 87.22 | 97.6% | 2023-09-11 |
| 8422. | jude (h0merow) | 87.22 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 8423. | Comr (cmr_tirk00) | 87.22 | 96.8% | 2021-02-28 |
| 8424. | Tocke (tockenjocke) | 87.22 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 8425. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 87.22 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 8426. | Alvin (jaxzyy69) | 87.21 | 95% | 2017-10-07 |
| 8427. | Help me (chowxchow) | 87.21 | 99% | 2023-10-22 |
| 8428. | humberto torres (humbertoto... | 87.21 | 99% | 2021-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |