So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3307. | absolute elsewhere (bibux) | 106.09 | 95% | 2014-01-26 |
| 3308. | Mark (denkfaehigkeit) | 106.08 | 91% | 2014-10-29 |
| 3309. | Tom (tkozlowski) | 106.07 | 98% | 2018-05-25 |
| 3310. | Matt (mikofail) | 106.07 | 94% | 2012-03-08 |
| 3311. | Bas (basje12) | 106.07 | — | 2008-11-09 |
| 3312. | Pranav (rocky_balboa) | 106.04 | 99% | 2013-10-28 |
| 3313. | A (g2g2) | 106.04 | 88% | 2013-12-12 |
| 3314. | Cool (mrcoolguy69) | 106.03 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 3315. | mptj (mptj) | 106.03 | 97% | 2015-06-29 |
| 3316. | Putu (boostedwrx) | 106.02 | 97.7% | 2023-10-06 |
| 3317. | Miriam (mjusky) | 106.01 | 97% | 2014-05-30 |
| 3318. | Indian Susheel (susheelsukh... | 106.00 | 96% | 2011-11-28 |
| 3319. | G (rebellion91) | 106.00 | 95% | 2015-12-27 |
| 3320. | Deuce (edge) | 106.00 | — | 2010-05-01 |
| 3321. | Finn (finn_r) | 105.99 | 99% | 2020-11-21 |
| 3322. | Calvin (cchang) | 105.99 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 3323. | smtchahal2's race-selection... | 105.98 | 95% | 2012-05-25 |
| 3324. | Wuhchuknow (wuhchuknow) | 105.98 | 98% | 2016-12-25 |
| 3325. | ツ (ctrlaltj) | 105.98 | 94% | 2016-09-02 |
| 3326. | Gagan (gagan18) | 105.97 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
| 3327. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 105.96 | 100% | 2022-01-05 |
| 3328. | Andy (nguye752) | 105.95 | 98% | 2021-02-01 |
| 3329. | ivan (gaze) | 105.95 | — | 2009-10-07 |
| 3330. | ♥jerry (scionlight) | 105.95 | 97% | 2011-09-18 |
| 3331. | Ramble (ramble) | 105.94 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 3332. | Shawn (filipinofriend) | 105.93 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 3333. | Lark (laaark) | 105.93 | 94% | 2016-03-31 |
| 3334. | Ahmed (ahmedmostafa) | 105.93 | 98% | 2015-08-04 |
| 3335. | Alex (youareslow) | 105.92 | 94% | 2013-09-05 |
| 3336. | Raymond (rayymonddd) | 105.92 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |