When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4579. | Maynard (mftrumpet) | 98.52 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 4580. | Brian (eeyjnairb) | 98.52 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 4581. | awefawef (demoexpert807) | 98.52 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| 4582. | Frank (theoneandonly0485) | 98.51 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 4583. | You (littlebabybear) | 98.51 | 97.4% | 2021-02-07 |
| 4584. | Hieu (hnguyen6799) | 98.51 | 95.8% | 2021-02-13 |
| 4585. | donkey (donw15) | 98.51 | 97% | 2018-05-19 |
| 4586. | Davis (davis3298) | 98.51 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 4587. | Mundu (nayu_rin) | 98.50 | 94% | 2017-05-17 |
| 4588. | nerd (nerdvirgin) | 98.50 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
| 4589. | Jonathan (thegreatxiu) | 98.50 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 4590. | Derek (dabbad) | 98.50 | 97% | 2018-01-23 |
| 4591. | Suhas (suhasmaddali007) | 98.50 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| 4592. | someone (dontshy) | 98.49 | 96.6% | 2025-03-18 |
| 4593. | Kasyade (iloveyoukomi) | 98.49 | 96.6% | 2024-08-30 |
| 4594. | Edward (kailhreds) | 98.49 | 99% | 2025-05-19 |
| 4595. | Well...fk Israel (mohameddd) | 98.48 | 97.1% | 2024-11-10 |
| 4596. | Tekky (cstnetflix) | 98.48 | 97.9% | 2024-01-02 |
| 4597. | Mob (akmob) | 98.48 | 99% | 2022-12-29 |
| 4598. | plunder (plundar) | 98.47 | 98% | 2023-06-03 |
| 4599. | La Familia (xquyen) | 98.47 | 96.4% | 2023-08-23 |
| 4600. | Kanvaro (kanvaro) | 98.47 | 95.1% | 2021-02-02 |
| 4601. | allstunnah (fabulousito) | 98.46 | 98% | 2019-08-14 |
| 4602. | Manny (mefinitelydanny) | 98.46 | 96% | 2021-08-25 |
| 4603. | aaaaaa (hagemanto) | 98.45 | 97.7% | 2023-10-21 |
| 4604. | Adam (whalsey1) | 98.44 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 4605. | Mancis (mancismancis) | 98.43 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
| 4606. | Ko (__lo) | 98.43 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 4607. | Max (maxvp) | 98.43 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 4608. | #One More Year (supeer_heroo) | 98.42 | 98% | 2024-07-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |