I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6350. | let_himCook (lethimcook) | 96.41 | 98.2% | 2024-05-31 |
| 6351. | T/0 (_trippz) | 96.41 | 98% | 2022-08-04 |
| 6352. | Dell (delliu) | 96.41 | 98.7% | 2023-09-24 |
| 6353. | yes (yesmaybeno) | 96.41 | 97.5% | 2025-01-17 |
| 6354. | nyet (slickman) | 96.40 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| 6355. | plasma (plasmavolt) | 96.40 | 97.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 6356. | Samantha (smm190) | 96.40 | 98% | 2019-10-26 |
| 6357. | Bagas Yanuar (bagasys) | 96.39 | 99% | 2021-12-13 |
| 6358. | laZorbeamZ (lazorbeamz) | 96.39 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 6359. | KittenLord (kittenlord) | 96.39 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
| 6360. | broken space key (fruitkaek) | 96.39 | 95% | 2019-08-30 |
| 6361. | Alexander (doskido) | 96.38 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 6362. | Neo (maliciouskz) | 96.38 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 6363. | farzan (farzanhges) | 96.38 | 96.9% | 2023-10-03 |
| 6364. | Tong (tongvu) | 96.37 | 99% | 2020-05-04 |
| 6365. | Riley (rd0g) | 96.37 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 6366. | Ed (edzazel) | 96.36 | 98% | 2025-05-14 |
| 6367. | n00b (gimape07) | 96.36 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 6368. | Christopher (csoerca) | 96.36 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| 6369. | Nathan (nathanraw92) | 96.36 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
| 6370. | Trichobezoar (kappadin) | 96.36 | 96% | 2016-05-30 |
| 6371. | Elyse (queenlizzie13) | 96.35 | 96% | 2015-12-31 |
| 6372. | Caleb (theawesomer1) | 96.35 | 99% | 2018-02-05 |
| 6373. | Norm4ndy (bignigaaaaa) | 96.34 | 98.2% | 2024-07-11 |
| 6374. | Kekti (kekti_is_life) | 96.34 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 6375. | Michael (nahaul) | 96.33 | 99% | 2015-04-23 |
| 6376. | sainath (the_fighter) | 96.33 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 6377. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 96.33 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 6378. | Cedric (cedrilicity) | 96.32 | 99% | 2021-05-08 |
| 6379. | Gray (_piccoloser) | 96.32 | 97% | 2024-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |