The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20566. | (laiq) | 70.61 | — | 2010-10-01 |
| 20567. | Evan (chmleon) | 70.61 | 91% | 2012-10-17 |
| 20568. | (javedbali) | 70.61 | 95% | 2014-09-20 |
| 20569. | (rzepkae) | 70.61 | 96% | 2011-05-31 |
| 20570. | Nguyen (ngduydat) | 70.61 | 96% | 2013-01-27 |
| 20571. | (f294075) | 70.60 | 95% | 2011-10-13 |
| 20572. | (usernamehere_) | 70.60 | 96.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 20573. | (moshpad) | 70.60 | 94% | 2011-10-31 |
| 20574. | (fwompey) | 70.59 | 95% | 2022-09-11 |
| 20575. | (crespear) | 70.59 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 20576. | (po_po1) | 70.59 | 92% | 2012-05-15 |
| 20577. | (hapro9x) | 70.59 | 94% | 2013-10-31 |
| 20578. | (muhammadusmanrules) | 70.59 | — | 2011-04-25 |
| 20579. | (uchiha__sasuke) | 70.59 | 98% | 2018-04-28 |
| 20580. | (spargy) | 70.59 | 97% | 2016-02-01 |
| 20581. | (hafiz5626) | 70.59 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
| 20582. | (sjoerdgamer013) | 70.58 | 96.7% | 2023-09-21 |
| 20583. | (tomdollars) | 70.58 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
| 20584. | (samilon) | 70.58 | 99% | 2021-03-12 |
| 20585. | (marcmalha) | 70.58 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 20586. | Anastasia (wandered) | 70.58 | 95% | 2014-01-28 |
| 20587. | (toila3t) | 70.58 | 97% | 2013-12-04 |
| 20588. | (ferender) | 70.58 | — | 2010-12-26 |
| 20589. | Sam (csam) | 70.58 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 20590. | (jieship) | 70.57 | 91% | 2016-11-04 |
| 20591. | (mbmanohars) | 70.57 | 92% | 2014-01-21 |
| 20592. | (arifanzz) | 70.57 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 20593. | (nibrasdhy) | 70.57 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| 20594. | (prinz_izzy14) | 70.57 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| 20595. | (ginforspeed) | 70.56 | 94.9% | 2023-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |