So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15789. | BoonTheMoonKoon (boonthemoo... | 74.65 | 95% | 2016-11-04 |
| 15790. | (merringue) | 74.65 | 96% | 2022-05-14 |
| 15791. | (ninja_op) | 74.65 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 15792. | (lukaraujo) | 74.65 | 90% | 2015-04-02 |
| 15793. | (cjp0605) | 74.65 | 98% | 2012-02-09 |
| 15794. | Theodore (aleena_learner) | 74.64 | 98.5% | 2023-06-22 |
| 15795. | None (maltese) | 74.64 | 97% | 2013-02-01 |
| 15796. | Steve (hollasch) | 74.63 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
| 15797. | (fuwasaki) | 74.63 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 15798. | Gerard (gerard_m_m) | 74.63 | 95% | 2022-04-23 |
| 15799. | darren (duhmayo) | 74.63 | 85% | 2013-02-02 |
| 15800. | (waw_alban) | 74.63 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 15801. | (kkobukchipp) | 74.62 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 15802. | Shoujo (shoujo) | 74.62 | 96% | 2018-04-22 |
| 15803. | Ken (kcbrill) | 74.62 | 98% | 2017-02-07 |
| 15804. | (crasyfingers) | 74.62 | 95% | 2011-12-18 |
| 15805. | deeptrout (deeptrout) | 74.61 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 15806. | Sourish (sourish1997) | 74.61 | 99% | 2023-05-06 |
| 15807. | (rocky_succ) | 74.61 | 97.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 15808. | (jadooda) | 74.61 | 96% | 2016-07-23 |
| 15809. | Sinan (phenomly) | 74.61 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 15810. | (abent14) | 74.61 | 97% | 2016-07-18 |
| 15811. | (shelbirm) | 74.61 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 15812. | Csabo (csabo85) | 74.61 | 93% | 2012-05-22 |
| 15813. | (leviathan_307) | 74.60 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 15814. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 74.60 | 96.2% | 2023-09-30 |
| 15815. | Austin (au_oz) | 74.60 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
| 15816. | (nivkapadia) | 74.60 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 15817. | ethan (minimomo) | 74.59 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 15818. | Sunny (sunny_li) | 74.59 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |