So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 981. | (jillsmells) | 122.64 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 982. | (ehew92) | 122.64 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 983. | GXCVI (gxcvi) | 122.61 | 98.5% | 2023-06-13 |
| 984. | (qbst) | 122.61 | 99% | 2020-09-30 |
| 985. | Solo Typing Tutor 8 Dvorak ... | 122.60 | 100% | 2012-01-15 |
| 986. | (bakedchicken) | 122.60 | 100% | 2017-06-04 |
| 987. | (kemalakkustr) | 122.56 | 98% | 2023-03-12 |
| 988. | (demaz) | 122.54 | 98% | 2012-10-03 |
| 989. | (moltisanti) | 122.52 | 95% | 2016-02-22 |
| 990. | (noise) | 122.51 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 991. | (vanad) | 122.50 | 99% | 2023-09-28 |
| 992. | (earthduster) | 122.49 | 96% | 2015-11-18 |
| 993. | l a u r i e (elevendays) | 122.49 | 100% | 2016-03-24 |
| 994. | Paul (dettoaltrimenti) | 122.49 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| 995. | (jych) | 122.48 | 89% | 2014-08-03 |
| 996. | (cr0cka) | 122.46 | 98% | 2018-10-28 |
| 997. | Alenygam (provola23) | 122.45 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 998. | (lyndsay) | 122.45 | — | 2010-01-08 |
| 999. | (cs4786) | 122.45 | 99% | 2016-01-03 |
| 1000. | (emyr1) | 122.44 | 99% | 2023-08-17 |
| 1001. | Dongles (dongles) | 122.44 | 99% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1002. | (north1086) | 122.44 | 95% | 2016-12-02 |
| 1003. | (zachary989) | 122.44 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 1004. | Nathan (ed839) | 122.44 | 96% | 2011-10-17 |
| 1005. | Dylan (dr_gammaray) | 122.43 | 95% | 2016-07-10 |
| 1006. | (gochuupsuh) | 122.41 | 95% | 2013-08-01 |
| 1007. | Bradley (excision) | 122.41 | 99% | 2014-09-23 |
| 1008. | selphy (selphy) | 122.40 | 88% | 2013-05-05 |
| 1009. | (buttershaver) | 122.40 | 92% | 2013-08-17 |
| 1010. | (boniface) | 122.38 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |