I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8275. | rk61 (lowda9) | 94.92 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 8276. | safetyfirst (ew221_) | 94.92 | 99% | 2019-07-23 |
| 8277. | gar_field (gar_field) | 94.91 | 97% | 2024-04-12 |
| 8278. | Viktor (knifenoob) | 94.91 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 8279. | Vy (dinhtuvy) | 94.91 | 98.2% | 2021-02-26 |
| 8280. | ScaleShot (scaleshot) | 94.90 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 8281. | Vasanth Raja (vasanthraja) | 94.90 | 97.3% | 2024-10-08 |
| 8282. | David (dtnero) | 94.90 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 8283. | Louise (kyarakutaa) | 94.90 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 8284. | ⌨️Dvorak (mister_dvorak) | 94.90 | 96.1% | 2023-08-19 |
| 8285. | tian (gfriend) | 94.90 | 99% | 2020-10-17 |
| 8286. | Antonius (icepokemonray) | 94.90 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 8287. | Gabe (115162382) | 94.90 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 8288. | Jesuchris (hewsman) | 94.90 | 99% | 2021-12-07 |
| 8289. | Iddy (iddy1997) | 94.90 | 97% | 2017-01-13 |
| 8290. | Vedanth Shri Govind (darksh... | 94.89 | 98% | 2023-01-10 |
| 8291. | Lexi (lexyyy123) | 94.88 | 99% | 2020-01-06 |
| 8292. | abidla07 (crystalrep) | 94.88 | 98.8% | 2024-04-11 |
| 8293. | James (dekudeku) | 94.88 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 8294. | Eric (patch298) | 94.87 | 99% | 2025-03-15 |
| 8295. | stella (stella_shadow) | 94.86 | 98% | 2025-07-17 |
| 8296. | Humbble (freedom97) | 94.86 | 98.2% | 2023-11-21 |
| 8297. | unmurderable (unmurderable) | 94.86 | 97.6% | 2023-06-23 |
| 8298. | Aamir (aamir1234) | 94.86 | 96% | 2026-01-27 |
| 8299. | Justin (ustinj) | 94.86 | 99% | 2021-03-01 |
| 8300. | good (afternoonracer) | 94.84 | 99.4% | 2023-08-25 |
| 8301. | Branden (brandendm) | 94.84 | 99% | 2021-07-23 |
| 8302. | jai (predator726) | 94.84 | 97.8% | 2023-06-13 |
| 8303. | Rafael (23woodyj) | 94.84 | 99.4% | 2025-01-15 |
| 8304. | I'm still sticking with Qwe... | 94.83 | 96.8% | 2023-12-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |