Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 532. | Ty (xtie) | 127.55 | 97.1% | 2023-07-01 |
| 533. | Pacific Monk (pacificmonk) | 127.54 | 98.8% | 2024-07-03 |
| 534. | nikhil (forceablebean6) | 127.52 | 99% | 2023-07-05 |
| 535. | dilythion (dilythion) | 127.47 | 97.8% | 2023-11-29 |
| 536. | Hugh (mrpiface101) | 127.47 | 96.9% | 2024-05-22 |
| 537. | bleh (devcappy) | 127.46 | 98.6% | 2023-08-21 |
| 538. | xlr8 (xlr8ation) | 127.45 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 539. | ouchies (evilemmelina) | 127.43 | 98% | 2025-06-06 |
| 540. | Oflu61 (ilkerb) | 127.35 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 541. | Carl (realrealyalan) | 127.33 | 98.9% | 2024-07-17 |
| 542. | (vixt) | 127.32 | 98% | 2023-10-14 |
| 543. | Brian (brianyounq) | 127.26 | 97.8% | 2023-06-25 |
| 544. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 127.24 | 98.6% | 2025-01-01 |
| 545. | Panfried (panfried) | 127.23 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 546. | Jetmode🐊🐍นานย... | 127.15 | 95.7% | 2024-09-21 |
| 547. | Baked and Buttered (mcallen... | 127.15 | 96.7% | 2023-06-03 |
| 548. | Niamh (crystalniamh) | 127.11 | 99% | 2024-07-03 |
| 549. | Copernicus (nicolauscoperni... | 127.10 | 99.3% | 2024-03-10 |
| 550. | Topac (9topac) | 127.09 | 99.3% | 2025-02-20 |
| 551. | GXCVI (gxcvi) | 127.08 | 98.9% | 2025-02-06 |
| 552. | (onah) | 127.08 | 99.8% | 2024-11-23 |
| 553. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 127.02 | 97.6% | 2023-11-12 |
| 554. | meow (catnoodles) | 126.99 | 98.5% | 2024-03-11 |
| 555. | Alch (alchop) | 126.97 | 98.8% | 2024-02-07 |
| 556. | 𒅃 (hdgamez) | 126.95 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 557. | Jarco (jarcokers2) | 126.83 | 99.5% | 2024-05-07 |
| 558. | Akribane (akribane) | 126.82 | 99% | 2025-03-15 |
| 559. | HudYA (hudyusuf) | 126.77 | 98% | 2023-10-06 |
| 560. | M310N (leomelonseeds) | 126.65 | 98% | 2025-01-28 |
| 561. | Jessant (jessant) | 126.60 | 97.4% | 2024-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |