Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1881. | Mathew (dna44) | 82.14 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 1882. | Dozo (zwierz) | 82.13 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 1883. | Yuki (yuuuukii) | 82.13 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1884. | Brad (thaboggla) | 82.11 | 97% | 2018-04-29 |
| 1885. | Jeremy (jermzzz) | 82.11 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 1886. | beans (rlbeans) | 82.11 | 98% | 2021-08-19 |
| 1887. | Axel (that_martin_guy) | 82.11 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 1888. | h0rse (h0rse) | 82.08 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
| 1889. | Genesis (buasch) | 82.07 | 98% | 2018-05-01 |
| 1890. | DirectorAnivian (directoran... | 82.07 | 99% | 2019-11-06 |
| 1891. | Pinkys (pinkysworld2080) | 82.06 | 98% | 2018-02-18 |
| 1892. | Nathan (wheyprotein1) | 82.06 | 96% | 2018-06-04 |
| 1893. | 0 (gochoo) | 82.06 | 98% | 2017-09-10 |
| 1894. | Mitch (mitchns) | 82.03 | 99% | 2018-12-15 |
| 1895. | hayden (ryhxo) | 82.03 | 95% | 2019-12-07 |
| 1896. | Nick (npfontan) | 82.02 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 1897. | Niamh (crystalniamh) | 82.00 | 97% | 2018-01-15 |
| 1898. | Zangy (zangy16) | 81.98 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 1899. | Petr (horin) | 81.96 | 98% | 2019-09-25 |
| 1900. | George (georgesummy) | 81.94 | 96% | 2018-08-27 |
| 1901. | Grag (mahavir) | 81.94 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
| 1902. | Hon (ramenman) | 81.93 | 95% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1903. | Anonymous (ballistic_kraken) | 81.93 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 1904. | Manuel (mannymnz) | 81.93 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 1905. | Ben (financialwar) | 81.92 | 99% | 2018-01-01 |
| 1906. | Kou (itsme1) | 81.91 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
| 1907. | Albert (kneesweak) | 81.87 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
| 1908. | Periwinkle (niknik2121) | 81.87 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
| 1909. | Binh (wherewoof) | 81.85 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
| 1910. | Hyunee (shlee) | 81.83 | 96% | 2019-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |