As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10579. | jacob (quincinia) | 82.23 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10580. | Rad (radandrei) | 82.23 | 96% | 2019-12-10 |
| 10581. | Anssi (nininananunu) | 82.23 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 10582. | yuan (iwhatst4me) | 82.23 | 96% | 2016-03-01 |
| 10583. | Aman (amanengineer) | 82.22 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 10584. | Carlzanity. (carlzanity_02) | 82.22 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 10585. | apple (qpalzmqpalzm) | 82.22 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
| 10586. | Anuj Kumar (the_alphaa) | 82.22 | 97% | 2021-06-23 |
| 10587. | Ribbon (ribbonanarchy) | 82.22 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 10588. | Filip (sustainedcruelty) | 82.22 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
| 10589. | IRE (irelll) | 82.21 | 97% | 2024-12-28 |
| 10590. | mike (brons48) | 82.21 | 95% | 2022-03-05 |
| 10591. | M (thefastlightningtyper) | 82.20 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 10592. | Zach (zachswan1) | 82.20 | 96% | 2021-05-01 |
| 10593. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 82.20 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
| 10594. | UNTiTLED (pshy0) | 82.20 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 10595. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 82.19 | 96% | 2020-05-13 |
| 10596. | Ju (ehejuehe) | 82.19 | 97.6% | 2024-11-26 |
| 10597. | Dominic (dominic1381) | 82.19 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 10598. | elliot (emlilikes) | 82.19 | 98.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 10599. | Niamh (crystalniamh) | 82.19 | 98% | 2017-05-02 |
| 10600. | Kyle (mydoricon) | 82.19 | 93% | 2017-02-20 |
| 10601. | Zviad (ზვიად) (ha... | 82.18 | 95% | 2016-02-16 |
| 10602. | Tuan (tuansoibk) | 82.18 | 95% | 2016-08-29 |
| 10603. | Ma (thyassasin98) | 82.18 | 91% | 2015-10-08 |
| 10604. | arz (arzr) | 82.18 | 98% | 2018-05-07 |
| 10605. | Zizo (zizob) | 82.17 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 10606. | Saruwatori (saruwatori) | 82.16 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 10607. | Cory (dragonbeast45) | 82.16 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 10608. | Juan (mecagoentodo) | 82.16 | 95% | 2016-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |