The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2488. | सुरेन्द्र... | 63.60 | 93% | 2014-11-26 |
| 2489. | Wayne (boucherwayne78) | 63.60 | 91% | 2016-11-19 |
| 2490. | Vivien (vivienho25) | 63.60 | 98% | 2015-12-22 |
| 2491. | Dvorak 9/16/2021 (mj_dvorak) | 63.59 | 96% | 2021-12-11 |
| 2492. | Kyle Matthew (voooooon) | 63.59 | 94% | 2020-10-17 |
| 2493. | Nate (leclownfou) | 63.59 | 90% | 2015-05-22 |
| 2494. | Maged (magmag) | 63.59 | 92% | 2012-09-19 |
| 2495. | Joe (jkolassa) | 63.59 | 98% | 2014-09-24 |
| 2496. | running_dog (persists) | 63.59 | 96% | 2015-07-31 |
| 2497. | DeanMachine44 (deanmachine44) | 63.59 | 96% | 2014-07-29 |
| 2498. | Joy (joyisawesome) | 63.58 | 95% | 2019-06-07 |
| 2499. | grayatrox (grayatrox) | 63.57 | 96% | 2011-11-12 |
| 2500. | Mahmoud (allamoox) | 63.57 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 2501. | Kareem (knete) | 63.57 | 96.7% | 2023-09-15 |
| 2502. | Jacky (jackychelsea) | 63.57 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 2503. | King (huluhuluhulu) | 63.57 | 93% | 2016-05-24 |
| 2504. | cring (thatguyyoudontknow) | 63.56 | 95% | 2021-07-09 |
| 2505. | Pavan (pavantyperacer) | 63.56 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 2506. | lol (lolols) | 63.56 | 93% | 2016-12-20 |
| 2507. | carlos (zhurrey) | 63.56 | 94% | 2018-09-30 |
| 2508. | CryptoWolf (cryptowolf) | 63.56 | — | 2011-01-20 |
| 2509. | Hajar (hajar424) | 63.55 | 94% | 2016-12-15 |
| 2510. | Sp (racer_23) | 63.54 | 95% | 2022-12-06 |
| 2511. | FakeMaluco (fakemaluco) | 63.53 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 2512. | Remee (remeelopez) | 63.53 | 94% | 2011-10-06 |
| 2513. | Andreas (psibar) | 63.53 | 96% | 2016-06-20 |
| 2514. | Nils (colemakn) | 63.53 | 93% | 2011-08-03 |
| 2515. | Eden (carreras) | 63.53 | 97% | 2011-12-14 |
| 2516. | Emily (emmyball) | 63.52 | 88% | 2011-09-08 |
| 2517. | Paanger (hell_p) | 63.51 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |