And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16807. | Fixided (fixided) | 84.56 | 99% | 2018-07-30 |
| 16808. | Alejandro (howshouldiknow) | 84.56 | — | 2010-07-05 |
| 16809. | bob (nerd) | 84.56 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 16810. | !_m3_mys3!f (i_m3_mys3lf) | 84.56 | — | 2009-04-26 |
| 16811. | 🐌 (adas291) | 84.56 | 99% | 2023-04-27 |
| 16812. | Ian (llamasquad) | 84.55 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 16813. | Lazer (lawins) | 84.55 | 96% | 2017-07-12 |
| 16814. | Denil (cuube) | 84.55 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| 16815. | david (jrdupd) | 84.55 | 99% | 2016-03-13 |
| 16816. | marmonjen (pawnracer) | 84.55 | 99% | 2016-05-03 |
| 16817. | Jack (yezen) | 84.55 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 16818. | Shotsov (shotsov_qvickly) | 84.55 | 94% | 2012-01-28 |
| 16819. | shadyan (shadyan) | 84.54 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 16820. | Vo (hixplsslowndown) | 84.54 | 96.3% | 2023-08-22 |
| 16821. | JV (jibs12) | 84.54 | 97.3% | 2023-08-26 |
| 16822. | Matthias (sylence) | 84.54 | — | 2010-05-28 |
| 16823. | tristen (unitristen) | 84.53 | 98% | 2020-08-04 |
| 16824. | Micheal (x3tsubasa) | 84.53 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 16825. | Codey (seifo16) | 84.53 | 94% | 2016-02-10 |
| 16826. | MC (marcone) | 84.53 | 96% | 2021-12-19 |
| 16827. | Sean (metrognome12) | 84.53 | 96% | 2021-06-18 |
| 16828. | Le Hoang Vu (littlekid) | 84.53 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 16829. | Radek (wedry) | 84.53 | 95% | 2014-03-30 |
| 16830. | CryptoWolf (cryptowolf) | 84.53 | 93% | 2013-07-16 |
| 16831. | Bob (bobby0308) | 84.52 | 96% | 2019-04-21 |
| 16832. | Ara Ara (vinhwiu) | 84.52 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 16833. | David (funnerer) | 84.52 | 95% | 2016-03-24 |
| 16834. | lvmagic (lvmagic) | 84.52 | — | 2010-02-25 |
| 16835. | 🤔 (stabilized) | 84.52 | 94% | 2016-05-22 |
| 16836. | OtterSou (ottersou) | 84.51 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |