I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
156 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1926. | yes king (muybien) | 124.60 | 98.8% | 2025-05-02 |
| 1927. | muslim (ahmadalashtar01) | 124.60 | 100% | 2018-03-29 |
| 1928. | izana (karutaa) | 124.60 | 98% | 2022-03-21 |
| 1929. | Need4Speed (absolutespeed) | 124.60 | 99% | 2021-06-17 |
| 1930. | Tereterna (tereterna) | 124.59 | 99% | 2017-07-26 |
| 1931. | lol (agent1o1) | 124.58 | 98% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1932. | Dhr.Abod (dhrabod) | 124.58 | 99% | 2026-03-11 |
| 1933. | ilknur (runkli) | 124.58 | 99% | 2020-10-17 |
| 1934. | Jeffy (jeffyl) | 124.58 | 99% | 2021-12-10 |
| 1935. | noogit (burz7) | 124.57 | 99% | 2022-03-31 |
| 1936. | casual (casuall) | 124.56 | 95.4% | 2024-02-20 |
| 1937. | BEECEE (nukecee) | 124.56 | 99% | 2022-02-24 |
| 1938. | rfischback (rfischback) | 124.56 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 1939. | Charles (charlesduran27) | 124.53 | 100% | 2022-03-16 |
| 1940. | Jimmy Sung (doonakins) | 124.52 | 100% | 2024-06-06 |
| 1941. | skadoodle (veryez2k1) | 124.50 | 99% | 2019-01-15 |
| 1942. | Cryp (cryptickaxar) | 124.49 | 99% | 2018-01-10 |
| 1943. | no (nomaybeyes) | 124.48 | 100% | 2023-11-08 |
| 1944. | Demancer (demancer) | 124.48 | 100% | 2021-07-21 |
| 1945. | J (astronic) | 124.46 | 99% | 2021-01-19 |
| 1946. | Mia (lkortebe) | 124.46 | 99% | 2019-01-24 |
| 1947. | David (kiokuofyou) | 124.45 | 100% | 2026-03-31 |
| 1948. | ARPANET (whitemocha) | 124.45 | 100% | 2018-01-22 |
| 1949. | xena (scogx3281) | 124.43 | 98% | 2021-12-31 |
| 1950. | Richard (zzzcha10) | 124.42 | 99% | 2022-04-14 |
| 1951. | 𝓙𝓪𝓮𝓒𝓻𝓮... | 124.39 | 99% | 2026-02-12 |
| 1952. | Mark (mark_exel) | 124.39 | 99% | 2020-06-14 |
| 1953. | Me (justme196) | 124.39 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| 1954. | You're welcome Abigail :) (... | 124.37 | 98% | 2024-05-05 |
| 1955. | Theresa (te55e11ati0ns) | 124.37 | 100% | 2024-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |