So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10053. | Jordy (mrollie) | 85.58 | 96% | 2020-01-31 |
| 10054. | Eric (stuckshut) | 85.58 | — | 2010-06-02 |
| 10055. | Virtuoso™ (gkarthick) | 85.58 | 99% | 2021-04-02 |
| 10056. | Hector (starkhalo) | 85.58 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 10057. | n0thing (kenr00t) | 85.58 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 10058. | akeda (gedex) | 85.57 | 98% | 2012-03-26 |
| 10059. | Stanislav (glimz) | 85.57 | 98% | 2013-08-17 |
| 10060. | Anders (hysteriac) | 85.57 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
| 10061. | Dan (dulcimer) | 85.56 | 91% | 2012-04-20 |
| 10062. | TehGamingNub (tehgaming_nub) | 85.56 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 10063. | Scott (glorfindel1976) | 85.55 | — | 2008-11-10 |
| 10064. | Rheannon (snickers10) | 85.55 | 94% | 2014-12-25 |
| 10065. | Thueras (thueras) | 85.55 | 99% | 2013-07-17 |
| 10066. | さなろーま？ (xusanaxu) | 85.55 | 97% | 2011-11-20 |
| 10067. | Mitchell (mitchelldj) | 85.55 | 99% | 2023-10-19 |
| 10068. | Theresa (plantkeebs) | 85.55 | 99% | 2022-04-02 |
| 10069. | Jay (thecolourblack) | 85.54 | 91% | 2016-01-20 |
| 10070. | NonQuit Topre (cantera) | 85.54 | 94% | 2016-08-29 |
| 10071. | Smudge on megamak uwu (snudge) | 85.54 | 99% | 2021-12-19 |
| 10072. | Cryos (cryos) | 85.54 | 97% | 2014-02-08 |
| 10073. | Bridget (boomsey) | 85.54 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 10074. | David (ezuf) | 85.54 | 96% | 2017-07-16 |
| 10075. | Christy (cbartolain) | 85.53 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 10076. | planetcall (planetcall) | 85.53 | — | 2009-05-11 |
| 10077. | Fast&Furious7 (fastandfurio... | 85.53 | 99% | 2014-03-05 |
| 10078. | Mr (mr_otaku) | 85.53 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 10079. | angrathar (angrathar) | 85.52 | 97% | 2017-01-07 |
| 10080. | mars (marswork) | 85.52 | 97% | 2014-10-22 |
| 10081. | Brandon (laogic) | 85.52 | 95% | 2016-04-25 |
| 10082. | Myke (apilak) | 85.51 | 97% | 2011-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |