Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4099. | Phi (surphi10) | 57.14 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 4100. | Jae (monchon_bro) | 57.11 | 95% | 2018-12-01 |
| 4101. | Bonata (bonata) | 57.08 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 4102. | Jolly (jollypanda) | 57.06 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| 4103. | Achim (chimbro) | 57.05 | 95% | 2018-11-29 |
| 4104. | Shai (shai15) | 57.03 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 4105. | Mohnish (mohnish11) | 57.03 | 96% | 2018-04-21 |
| 4106. | (mymymy141) | 57.02 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 4107. | Shawna (shawnachiew) | 57.01 | 98% | 2018-03-24 |
| 4108. | Gabe (lukeimyourdaddy) | 57.01 | 96% | 2018-04-01 |
| 4109. | Rafael (rollinblackout) | 57.01 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| 4110. | tipper (tipperjones) | 57.01 | 96% | 2019-02-25 |
| 4111. | dance_of_dog (itflex) | 57.00 | 94% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4112. | Kohei (kotsuka) | 56.99 | 98% | 2018-07-01 |
| 4113. | Luis (regneva17) | 56.97 | 95% | 2018-12-15 |
| 4114. | Salmon (raresalmon) | 56.93 | 93% | 2019-10-08 |
| 4115. | Devan (cryatrix) | 56.91 | 95% | 2017-08-30 |
| 4116. | DIego (ogeid) | 56.90 | 94% | 2021-07-23 |
| 4117. | Aman (amanengineer) | 56.89 | 94% | 2021-08-16 |
| 4118. | Nurul (muradpj) | 56.89 | 96% | 2018-03-25 |
| 4119. | Cuto (cutito) | 56.86 | 95% | 2018-01-10 |
| 4120. | rowdy (hari_knight_hawks10) | 56.86 | 94% | 2019-01-28 |
| 4121. | Wiener Taco (bwupp84) | 56.86 | 95% | 2019-05-15 |
| 4122. | Arun (arun4033622) | 56.85 | 94% | 2018-01-13 |
| 4123. | Landen (duklin) | 56.83 | 96% | 2018-08-21 |
| 4124. | Nessak (nessak) | 56.82 | 99% | 2018-09-18 |
| 4125. | NIcole (nrhicks11) | 56.82 | 96% | 2019-06-11 |
| 4126. | Mark Egan (ehgan) | 56.79 | 95% | 2018-10-25 |
| 4127. | BASIL (basilps123) | 56.78 | 96% | 2018-09-02 |
| 4128. | Angel (rathgormack) | 56.78 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |