So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9843. | Ju-en (alittlebravernow) | 85.90 | 100% | 2021-04-23 |
| 9844. | Petro (vpetro) | 85.90 | 95% | 2011-10-28 |
| 9845. | revaN (ashun) | 85.89 | 98% | 2013-09-27 |
| 9846. | Sebastian (ruuun) | 85.89 | 98% | 2016-09-30 |
| 9847. | Trevor (trevortypes) | 85.89 | 98% | 2016-09-30 |
| 9848. | Tadej (reyalpdab2) | 85.88 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
| 9849. | David (macdoale001) | 85.88 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
| 9850. | Evelio (evelioff) | 85.87 | 98% | 2013-02-13 |
| 9851. | issa (issa_) | 85.87 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 9852. | Cap_Halyard (preid123) | 85.87 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 9853. | Angkot (bungacitra) | 85.87 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
| 9854. | Yuki (chyuki) | 85.87 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 9855. | Jacek (apogeum) | 85.87 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 9856. | Frank (mistcaller) | 85.87 | 91% | 2017-04-02 |
| 9857. | mikeswa (mikeswa) | 85.87 | 89% | 2017-04-30 |
| 9858. | Roberto (mc_grady) | 85.87 | 96% | 2012-02-13 |
| 9859. | pwumpkin.dev (pwumpkin_devs) | 85.86 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
| 9860. | Shivam (skmeenain) | 85.86 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 9861. | Chris (mahpsirhc) | 85.86 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 9862. | Nathan (crouse) | 85.86 | 98% | 2017-04-25 |
| 9863. | Bridget (bcchang) | 85.86 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 9864. | Lexus (conceptz) | 85.85 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 9865. | Gustaf (gusco933) | 85.85 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 9866. | stornev (stornev_) | 85.85 | 96.6% | 2021-02-06 |
| 9867. | + (hobounicorns) | 85.85 | 97% | 2018-03-11 |
| 9868. | Brent (spuriousgeorge) | 85.85 | 98% | 2014-02-08 |
| 9869. | Bam Bam (amberetta) | 85.85 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 9870. | Matthew (matthewb83) | 85.84 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 9871. | BronzTech (bronztech) | 85.84 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 9872. | Mateusz (leszczuu) | 85.84 | 97% | 2013-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |