See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5742. | Pingbang (pbb_want_to_sleep) | 96.27 | 97.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| 5743. | Vinh (shadeomen) | 96.26 | 97% | 2019-12-05 |
| 5744. | Samppa (samppa24) | 96.25 | 96% | 2025-08-14 |
| 5745. | Oskaras (ghostisghost) | 96.25 | 97% | 2025-09-21 |
| 5746. | cellsaga (cellsaga) | 96.25 | 100% | 2019-08-21 |
| 5747. | Marshall (marshall_gunawan) | 96.25 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 5748. | s (dapawner) | 96.25 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 5749. | Kingdomfight (kingdomfight) | 96.24 | 98.8% | 2025-03-20 |
| 5750. | Frankice (frankice) | 96.24 | 97% | 2024-12-06 |
| 5751. | Landon (sugamalia) | 96.24 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 5752. | inncoax (redhitya) | 96.24 | 98% | 2025-08-05 |
| 5753. | d1ff1cult (apysch) | 96.24 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 5754. | broil (broil) | 96.23 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 5755. | Kyle (mellotonin) | 96.22 | 99% | 2024-06-02 |
| 5756. | João (jonmars3) | 96.22 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 5757. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 96.22 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 5758. | Jelq King (jelqing) | 96.21 | 97% | 2024-09-17 |
| 5759. | Pankaj (cronton) | 96.21 | 100% | 2024-02-14 |
| 5760. | aislinn (flme_5) | 96.21 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 5761. | jejega (jejega) | 96.21 | 96% | 2021-10-11 |
| 5762. | Axel (sector7) | 96.20 | 98.1% | 2024-06-11 |
| 5763. | Aisha (mommaveg) | 96.19 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 5764. | cuki 🍪 (brewlux) | 96.19 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 5765. | Deffirezz (deffirezz) | 96.18 | 97% | 2023-02-26 |
| 5766. | BOB (fatmankim) | 96.18 | 94.3% | 2023-12-14 |
| 5767. | johnny :P (johnny234) | 96.17 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 5768. | Nathaniel (sandfly) | 96.17 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 5769. | Schmalb (schmalb) | 96.17 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 5770. | Farras (rampagefulspirit) | 96.17 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 5771. | sebastian (alva_tipe) | 96.16 | 96.3% | 2025-04-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |