I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22952. | Homer (aerowang) | 57.10 | 95% | 2017-02-25 |
| 22953. | Olive (oliveoildealer) | 57.09 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 22954. | Quintin (qt_parzival) | 57.09 | 95% | 2022-07-15 |
| 22955. | Gary (daredevil1962) | 57.09 | 99% | 2023-02-23 |
| 22956. | noideaforname (noideaforname) | 57.08 | 94% | 2021-03-25 |
| 22957. | Marissa (issa96) | 57.08 | 96% | 2022-10-13 |
| 22958. | Felipe (s00l3k) | 57.08 | 94% | 2019-02-24 |
| 22959. | Brotolios (brotolios) | 57.08 | 97% | 2018-10-08 |
| 22960. | Ujjwal (ujjwalavishek) | 57.07 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 22961. | washington state station (b... | 57.07 | 95% | 2023-11-01 |
| 22962. | Amoon (_amoon19) | 57.07 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 22963. | Shiva R'dy (shivareddy) | 57.07 | 88% | 2015-10-15 |
| 22964. | bert (berto1212) | 57.07 | 97% | 2016-10-18 |
| 22965. | omkar (omkarsl) | 57.05 | 94% | 2022-12-02 |
| 22966. | Jay (bluemagefalconia) | 57.05 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| 22967. | llama (lilillama) | 57.05 | 93% | 2016-02-21 |
| 22968. | Tyarel (tyarel) | 57.03 | 95% | 2021-07-28 |
| 22969. | Naravich (icekang) | 57.03 | 94% | 2021-07-31 |
| 22970. | Oliver (linearboy) | 57.03 | 93% | 2022-10-16 |
| 22971. | khadie (khadiekun) | 57.03 | 96.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 22972. | joe (joemama777) | 57.03 | 92.5% | 2021-02-15 |
| 22973. | Ed (edward12345) | 57.03 | 95% | 2017-07-30 |
| 22974. | Patrick (cronizer) | 57.03 | 92% | 2015-12-28 |
| 22975. | mercury (bibaryskoutepov) | 57.02 | 95% | 2022-07-03 |
| 22976. | Ryan (deathman5056) | 57.02 | 93% | 2016-06-05 |
| 22977. | Protostar (blending_star) | 57.02 | 96.5% | 2023-07-29 |
| 22978. | r (lanceisnotcorn) | 57.02 | 95% | 2018-09-16 |
| 22979. | Anton (shardin) | 57.02 | 97% | 2019-05-19 |
| 22980. | Navneet (navgur) | 57.02 | 97% | 2015-07-11 |
| 22981. | type (typesuck) | 57.01 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |