I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11712. | typeMonkey (type_monkey_fast) | 82.94 | 98% | 2026-02-01 |
| 11713. | Alex (iusedtobealex) | 82.94 | 93% | 2016-07-25 |
| 11714. | Timo (timblq) | 82.93 | 95.2% | 2024-06-13 |
| 11715. | tremar (saltsphinx) | 82.93 | 97% | 2025-09-28 |
| 11716. | Zanuh (mrelister) | 82.93 | 96.2% | 2023-05-17 |
| 11717. | Ereklo (ereklo) | 82.93 | 98% | 2023-12-09 |
| 11718. | Shabbir (abarakzai) | 82.93 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 11719. | @smile.hnts on twitter (hyp... | 82.93 | 96% | 2021-11-06 |
| 11720. | HDShadow (erick_v) | 82.92 | 98% | 2020-04-18 |
| 11721. | g (pgar) | 82.92 | 96% | 2019-12-14 |
| 11722. | Sertaç (msaeternal) | 82.92 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 11723. | Rachel (rachelstoutamire) | 82.92 | 90% | 2015-12-23 |
| 11724. | Colemak Enjoyer (leoileoisc... | 82.91 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 11725. | schwabbler (schwabbler) | 82.90 | 98% | 2022-11-12 |
| 11726. | Vera (veong) | 82.90 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 11727. | Ahmad (zoz201) | 82.90 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 11728. | bumbumbum (charlie000) | 82.89 | 96.9% | 2024-05-04 |
| 11729. | Rhino (rhino_nam) | 82.89 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 11730. | Vivian (sucktasticzombie) | 82.89 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
| 11731. | Oliver (razmemmo) | 82.89 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
| 11732. | Jebediah (bakerman144) | 82.89 | 99% | 2020-03-23 |
| 11733. | Petter (crixus) | 82.89 | 98% | 2015-12-08 |
| 11734. | aeouaoeu (slow_guy) | 82.89 | 96% | 2017-05-12 |
| 11735. | Asfaloth (gstlarjpalra) | 82.88 | 96.9% | 2024-01-17 |
| 11736. | Noah (foamf) | 82.88 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 11737. | Kevin (flash98765) | 82.88 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 11738. | Pierce (jedipierce) | 82.88 | 95% | 2020-10-01 |
| 11739. | Key (keyknight) | 82.88 | 98% | 2016-02-15 |
| 11740. | John (typist426) | 82.88 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
| 11741. | Maky (makyy13) | 82.87 | 98% | 2025-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |