I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14067. | Bruce (bamboozlwd) | 77.40 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 14068. | SAFLOL (saflol) | 77.40 | 96.6% | 2023-12-09 |
| 14069. | Jochwa (djoshuahebert) | 77.40 | 95% | 2021-09-05 |
| 14070. | Max (brokenfax) | 77.40 | 96% | 2015-11-29 |
| 14071. | hugu4 (hugu4) | 77.39 | 97.1% | 2023-06-03 |
| 14072. | Iddy (iddy1997) | 77.39 | 95% | 2016-12-19 |
| 14073. | Alex (alex7r360) | 77.38 | 97% | 2016-01-05 |
| 14074. | Cody (codyiene) | 77.38 | 98% | 2021-08-06 |
| 14075. | Michael (c00l_procrastinator) | 77.38 | 92% | 2017-02-22 |
| 14076. | Opium (ohthatsopium) | 77.37 | 98% | 2025-04-18 |
| 14077. | Mythicalss (mythicalss) | 77.37 | 96% | 2022-12-24 |
| 14078. | elu02 (elu02) | 77.37 | 97% | 2019-09-01 |
| 14079. | Yanterko (yanterko) | 77.37 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 14080. | iwayway (iwayway) | 77.37 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 14081. | ballersmaller (ballersmaller) | 77.36 | 97% | 2024-05-03 |
| 14082. | M.Ha (manhha00) | 77.36 | 95% | 2016-07-19 |
| 14083. | ReTiRedz (retiredz) | 77.35 | 95% | 2021-11-06 |
| 14084. | Garben (garben) | 77.35 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 14085. | y (y1266) | 77.35 | 97.4% | 2021-02-26 |
| 14086. | Sankalp (tablaboi) | 77.35 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14087. | CrispyChrispy (crispychrispy) | 77.35 | 97% | 2021-02-05 |
| 14088. | Hunter (wizardhunter11) | 77.35 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 14089. | Gotta Blast! (chikin) | 77.35 | 90% | 2015-11-10 |
| 14090. | Cian (lagnic) | 77.35 | 95% | 2016-11-23 |
| 14091. | HzVee (hzvee) | 77.34 | 96% | 2016-10-07 |
| 14092. | George (turtlerocker) | 77.34 | 97% | 2022-05-29 |
| 14093. | chotabomj (chotabomj) | 77.33 | 99% | 2025-09-28 |
| 14094. | Desi (_aka5h) | 77.33 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 14095. | Th3BossC (th3bossc) | 77.33 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
| 14096. | Memeseeker (memeseeker) | 77.33 | 94.9% | 2021-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |