I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1297. | Noggie (noggie) | 81.78 | 96% | 2023-08-05 |
1298. | EO (eo_37) | 81.76 | 96.6% | 2024-03-11 |
1299. | sol (solshad) | 81.75 | 98% | 2024-03-24 |
1300. | edward (soundestloki891) | 81.72 | 97% | 2024-03-07 |
1301. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 81.68 | 97.3% | 2023-11-12 |
1302. | Mish (mrandersonneo) | 81.64 | 95.4% | 2024-05-06 |
1303. | Man (smortman) | 81.61 | 99% | 2023-05-30 |
1304. | Anthony (wwuly) | 81.59 | 97.3% | 2024-01-02 |
1305. | james (jliao____) | 81.56 | 95% | 2024-05-21 |
1306. | mike (captaincapitalism) | 81.52 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
1307. | someone (i_love_sonechkka) | 81.51 | 96.2% | 2023-11-26 |
1308. | kaitlin (chispycoo) | 81.48 | 97% | 2023-10-12 |
1309. | Jan (juhu234) | 81.48 | 96.5% | 2023-10-11 |
1310. | LPZ (lpzstephan) | 81.47 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
1311. | xdom (xdomiino) | 81.42 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
1312. | Nemanja (nemanja995) | 81.40 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
1313. | Cringelord713 (cringelord713) | 81.39 | 97.8% | 2023-11-08 |
1314. | W (portcityjo) | 81.37 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
1315. | Belgarde (reiner24) | 81.37 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
1316. | Piyush (piyush072) | 81.36 | 95.9% | 2024-03-27 |
1317. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 81.35 | 96% | 2023-08-16 |
1318. | abatt (sas_1100) | 81.33 | 96.3% | 2024-01-11 |
1319. | Foole (rizzbor) | 81.33 | 99% | 2023-09-08 |
1320. | Marc (marcmalha) | 81.32 | 98% | 2024-02-05 |
1321. | dayum (jaehabag33) | 81.29 | 97% | 2024-03-14 |
1322. | Sourish (sourish1997) | 81.17 | 98% | 2023-09-10 |
1323. | Yosapol (eji4h) | 81.00 | 96.2% | 2024-02-20 |
1324. | Kaeng (xxx_hikari) | 81.00 | 97% | 2024-02-25 |
1325. | Justanalek (justanalek) | 81.00 | 96.3% | 2023-10-14 |
1326. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 81.00 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |