As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16648. | wizard (wizardkestrel) | 68.64 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
| 16649. | . (rryanhh) | 68.64 | 91% | 2016-05-25 |
| 16650. | Joel (xandayer) | 68.63 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 16651. | lj (ljthegreat) | 68.63 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 16652. | Brandon (eviltypist) | 68.63 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| 16653. | frost (frost99) | 68.63 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 16654. | Martin (chokladtomte) | 68.63 | 93% | 2015-04-29 |
| 16655. | necauhh (necauhh) | 68.62 | 94% | 2023-08-28 |
| 16656. | Norman (normanj) | 68.62 | 95% | 2015-06-14 |
| 16657. | Artin (art1n) | 68.62 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 16658. | potwasher (potwasher) | 68.62 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 16659. | A_man (stay_safe) | 68.61 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| 16660. | Andreas (mangabro) | 68.61 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 16661. | Pop (floppying) | 68.61 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 16662. | Sentinel (fedayeen) | 68.61 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 16663. | Raiden Shogun (ntd_dll) | 68.61 | 94% | 2020-12-03 |
| 16664. | Catalin (catalinhimself) | 68.60 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 16665. | HamsterSales (hamstersales) | 68.60 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 16666. | hadvar101 (hadvar101) | 68.60 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 16667. | Jihad (bladesjj) | 68.60 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 16668. | fast (turteled) | 68.60 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 16669. | Becca (beccamata96) | 68.60 | 96% | 2016-01-01 |
| 16670. | Eric (darkday87) | 68.60 | 85% | 2016-06-09 |
| 16671. | Creeklox (creeklox) | 68.60 | 96% | 2016-06-23 |
| 16672. | Edwrld (edwrld) | 68.59 | 95% | 2025-01-29 |
| 16673. | rtypes (rmtypes) | 68.59 | 96% | 2023-07-07 |
| 16674. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 68.59 | 96% | 2016-06-29 |
| 16675. | Snake (edisonyu1017) | 68.59 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 16676. | Måns (kethem) | 68.59 | 98% | 2020-09-05 |
| 16677. | Shaun (shaun_c) | 68.59 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |