So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20334. | Rajesh (rajesh110494) | 68.02 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 20335. | they used to say we would n... | 68.02 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| 20336. | Danny (d3ly) | 68.01 | 93% | 2012-10-21 |
| 20337. | Rowan (rorokell5) | 68.01 | 96% | 2018-10-30 |
| 20338. | Victor (victor88111) | 68.01 | 94% | 2016-03-24 |
| 20339. | Geetansh (pandaculture) | 68.01 | 96% | 2021-12-11 |
| 20340. | Alias (lieyo_85) | 68.01 | — | 2010-04-15 |
| 20341. | Mamomi (mamomi) | 68.01 | 96% | 2015-01-22 |
| 20342. | Viet (lamphanviet) | 68.01 | 92% | 2013-01-23 |
| 20343. | josh (trek5900) | 68.00 | 87% | 2017-01-02 |
| 20344. | Godson (godson_gts) | 68.00 | 96% | 2023-10-02 |
| 20345. | Potato (khester) | 68.00 | 91% | 2014-11-04 |
| 20346. | sk (skfoo88) | 68.00 | 96% | 2020-12-14 |
| 20347. | Ryan (ryangrospe) | 68.00 | 97% | 2012-01-18 |
| 20348. | Brent (joom) | 68.00 | 88% | 2016-04-06 |
| 20349. | Anhi (anhitran) | 68.00 | 95% | 2011-10-25 |
| 20350. | Ahmad (ahmadsabbagh) | 67.99 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 20351. | You don't (austin101123) | 67.99 | 97% | 2012-03-24 |
| 20352. | fleece (fleece_johnson) | 67.99 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 20353. | Randhy (randhy456) | 67.99 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 20354. | uy (hygienic) | 67.99 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 20355. | Marcus (muneson) | 67.99 | — | 2009-05-09 |
| 20356. | Life (don2712) | 67.99 | 91% | 2016-11-10 |
| 20357. | Bob (dvorakguy) | 67.99 | 91% | 2016-05-09 |
| 20358. | Freedom (employ) | 67.99 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 20359. | Frunze (frunze) | 67.99 | 98% | 2011-05-31 |
| 20360. | Creeklox (creeklox) | 67.99 | 97% | 2016-10-25 |
| 20361. | greenhouse (karjack) | 67.98 | 97% | 2022-07-01 |
| 20362. | HARN0LD (harn0ld) | 67.98 | 95% | 2021-09-06 |
| 20363. | Aaron (hoppuh) | 67.98 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |