The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14934. | Adrem (akratic_adrem) | 79.99 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 14935. | Mizore (mizore) | 79.99 | — | 2010-12-28 |
| 14936. | Andy (hukian541) | 79.99 | 95% | 2015-11-25 |
| 14937. | Sai (saiganesh7) | 79.99 | 95% | 2012-12-19 |
| 14938. | ±ђєΐĴдŊэ± (janegoth) | 79.99 | — | 2009-08-11 |
| 14939. | Coach Mac (coachmac) | 79.99 | 96% | 2014-12-30 |
| 14940. | Bryan (bman) | 79.99 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 14941. | Amber (agardner) | 79.99 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 14942. | KEKEYS (kekekeke) | 79.98 | 96% | 2023-09-20 |
| 14943. | Miles (hauskaz) | 79.98 | 95% | 2021-05-18 |
| 14944. | Ravi (131raviarya) | 79.98 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 14945. | The (cuhotapdanhmay) | 79.98 | 96% | 2014-01-19 |
| 14946. | Sapphire (wl23) | 79.98 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 14947. | Darrell (rocky814) | 79.98 | 92% | 2016-06-29 |
| 14948. | Neko (pippaola) | 79.98 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 14949. | Clement (clementwong1014) | 79.98 | — | 2008-10-23 |
| 14950. | Johan (thedudejohan) | 79.97 | 94% | 2015-06-23 |
| 14951. | Austinito (austinito) | 79.97 | 99% | 2020-08-20 |
| 14952. | Eirik (credar) | 79.97 | 94% | 2014-01-10 |
| 14953. | Jennifer (jinglebingo) | 79.96 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 14954. | JUNREY (dosmildos) | 79.96 | 97% | 2023-01-04 |
| 14955. | Brian (couponcollector) | 79.96 | 92% | 2016-04-06 |
| 14956. | Enric (enrikitou) | 79.96 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
| 14957. | Phin (phinttv) | 79.96 | 95% | 2021-01-23 |
| 14958. | Darshan (darshanbidkar) | 79.96 | 95% | 2012-11-06 |
| 14959. | matt (matterz5) | 79.96 | 97% | 2020-02-17 |
| 14960. | Alo (alosarv) | 79.96 | 99% | 2015-07-01 |
| 14961. | Veronica (afdavis) | 79.96 | 97% | 2014-05-04 |
| 14962. | pepino fast fingis (pepinof... | 79.95 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 14963. | Chhad (chadski642) | 79.95 | 96.3% | 2023-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |