So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9489. | blek (proking) | 86.57 | 91% | 2012-11-04 |
| 9490. | CAVELL (cavellerson) | 86.55 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 9491. | Nicholas (nickochee) | 86.55 | 96% | 2011-06-22 |
| 9492. | sc4x (pucymae) | 86.55 | 99% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9493. | Simon (p_simon) | 86.55 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 9494. | Yosi (yosi) | 86.55 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 9495. | Jason (lightzout) | 86.55 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 9496. | Tom (brionel) | 86.55 | 98% | 2016-09-29 |
| 9497. | Ali Hassaan (ahmlmh) | 86.55 | 94% | 2013-09-05 |
| 9498. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 86.54 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 9499. | floof (flooffy) | 86.54 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 9500. | quack (virtualknight) | 86.54 | 98% | 2022-10-27 |
| 9501. | Sarah ✌(◕‿◕)✌ (s... | 86.54 | 98% | 2014-10-06 |
| 9502. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 86.54 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 9503. | Bernard (berno904) | 86.53 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 9504. | Gerald (keepinitreal) | 86.53 | 96% | 2014-03-19 |
| 9505. | Matthew (mjthekandyman) | 86.52 | 97% | 2023-08-11 |
| 9506. | D (ducktypist) | 86.52 | 95% | 2016-12-03 |
| 9507. | MazzaM (typingproxyz) | 86.52 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 9508. | Sofiya... Killing Lag... (s... | 86.52 | 92% | 2012-05-18 |
| 9509. | Mainsam (mainsam) | 86.52 | — | 2009-02-14 |
| 9510. | Bob (creativenameik) | 86.52 | 96% | 2019-02-10 |
| 9511. | deceptiveVI (dsaldana711) | 86.51 | 91% | 2011-06-03 |
| 9512. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 86.51 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 9513. | ASIAN47 (asian47) | 86.50 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 9514. | Filipe (fwygo) | 86.50 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 9515. | anguelo (anguelo) | 86.50 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 9516. | Michael (tranquility) | 86.50 | — | 2009-05-03 |
| 9517. | luis (luis69) | 86.50 | 98% | 2012-05-17 |
| 9518. | joonie (joonie) | 86.50 | — | 2010-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |