Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24521. | Semyon (mstypist) | 61.58 | — | 2009-07-18 |
| 24522. | vincent (godofbokchoy) | 61.58 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 24523. | Oliver (squire_o) | 61.58 | 96% | 2022-01-31 |
| 24524. | adzeitor [workman] (adzeitor) | 61.57 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 24525. | Zozvo (zozvo) | 61.57 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 24526. | Elyas (ela_man13) | 61.57 | 95% | 2022-07-29 |
| 24527. | Ried (rieder) | 61.57 | 94% | 2023-03-23 |
| 24528. | Moon (haim_moon) | 61.57 | 94.9% | 2023-07-21 |
| 24529. | Andrew (andrewjk14) | 61.57 | 90% | 2013-04-25 |
| 24530. | JeanValjean (johnvaljohn) | 61.56 | 97% | 2016-06-15 |
| 24531. | Sunny (ssg009) | 61.56 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 24532. | ∞ (technolojesus) | 61.56 | 96% | 2022-02-08 |
| 24533. | Eevee (littleeevee) | 61.56 | 95% | 2012-04-29 |
| 24534. | Dan (danezu) | 61.56 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 24535. | Martin (manpluskeys) | 61.56 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 24536. | JRD (yesjrd) | 61.56 | 93% | 2021-04-02 |
| 24537. | Duterte (shezzorock) | 61.55 | 97% | 2015-08-07 |
| 24538. | Adam (tadam) | 61.55 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 24539. | Scott (visceral123) | 61.55 | 93% | 2015-02-14 |
| 24540. | szymi_gold (szymi_gold) | 61.55 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 24541. | Evan (crcd) | 61.55 | 94% | 2021-12-29 |
| 24542. | Quint (quintus7) | 61.55 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 24543. | Belgutei (belgutei_0323) | 61.55 | 94% | 2021-08-21 |
| 24544. | Marcus (bikerboy488) | 61.55 | 93% | 2014-01-04 |
| 24545. | gunnneddown (chotai) | 61.55 | 86% | 2012-07-10 |
| 24546. | Ryan (rreborn) | 61.54 | 94% | 2015-03-05 |
| 24547. | Michael (cava) | 61.54 | 94% | 2011-05-04 |
| 24548. | melhim (melhimshaker3) | 61.54 | 94% | 2012-03-15 |
| 24549. | Zudio (ildosrel) | 61.54 | 98% | 2019-10-08 |
| 24550. | Shoden (shoden) | 61.54 | 94% | 2021-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |