As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24075. | I_AM_SLOW_ASF (i_am_slow_asf) | 49.88 | 94% | 2023-08-02 |
| 24076. | Abhishek (abhi_bharti) | 49.88 | 95% | 2022-01-07 |
| 24077. | Nay (nndnyl) | 49.88 | 96.3% | 2021-02-26 |
| 24078. | Nathan (konan1126) | 49.88 | 96% | 2017-06-14 |
| 24079. | BiggyG (biggyg) | 49.87 | 95% | 2023-05-19 |
| 24080. | farrah (fcabbs) | 49.87 | 95% | 2021-12-10 |
| 24081. | Thomas (collins1008) | 49.87 | 93% | 2021-05-14 |
| 24082. | Arijit (arijit_basu) | 49.87 | 97% | 2015-04-15 |
| 24083. | Bhuvanesh (bhuvaneshh) | 49.86 | 95% | 2023-01-09 |
| 24084. | kaneki (akiyama_shinchi) | 49.86 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 24085. | David (davidpit) | 49.85 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 24086. | Dhruv (maximus__) | 49.85 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 24087. | fethy (lefty_dz) | 49.85 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 24088. | विवेक (pvivek) | 49.84 | 91% | 2016-07-30 |
| 24089. | Tony (alpha_911) | 49.83 | 95% | 2022-01-04 |
| 24090. | Johnny (projikts) | 49.83 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
| 24091. | CrazyMonkey68 (crazymonkey68) | 49.82 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 24092. | Nycto (nycto_night) | 49.81 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 24093. | Neo (neo_neo) | 49.80 | 91% | 2015-07-14 |
| 24094. | Picay (picicay) | 49.79 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 24095. | Adam (volmerson) | 49.79 | 96% | 2018-05-27 |
| 24096. | Ortourios (lapidus) | 49.79 | 94% | 2017-12-16 |
| 24097. | Ong Ching (ong_ching_pong) | 49.78 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 24098. | stryder3334 (stryder3334) | 49.78 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 24099. | Jimothy (typeman_69_420) | 49.77 | 94% | 2022-04-28 |
| 24100. | Brad (clickcide) | 49.77 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 24101. | dong mau (dongmauanhhung) | 49.77 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 24102. | YuHsiang (louisrt) | 49.77 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 24103. | Eugene (oddesey) | 49.76 | 91% | 2015-05-07 |
| 24104. | Eliza (tuberkulose_eddy) | 49.76 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |