So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34020. | CManyDinosaur (manydinosaur) | 43.79 | 95% | 2022-02-18 |
| 34021. | Francois (kortbroek) | 43.79 | 94% | 2012-02-08 |
| 34022. | Phil (psmesrud) | 43.79 | 85% | 2014-03-03 |
| 34023. | Supernova (amwsupernova) | 43.79 | 98% | 2016-05-10 |
| 34024. | Stefan (stefanthebest) | 43.79 | 90% | 2013-05-11 |
| 34025. | ress jade (ressjade) | 43.79 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 34026. | Malfunction (malfunction) | 43.79 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 34027. | tan (tanminhtrinh) | 43.78 | 92% | 2011-08-20 |
| 34028. | Jacob (jpotts8) | 43.78 | 96% | 2018-04-10 |
| 34029. | Jo (joreaper) | 43.77 | 95% | 2014-02-18 |
| 34030. | Juan (juanto) | 43.77 | 96% | 2013-08-18 |
| 34031. | Maximiliano (maxi87) | 43.77 | 92% | 2015-06-18 |
| 34032. | BabushkaThief (bababu1) | 43.76 | 93% | 2020-08-16 |
| 34033. | Galtorix (galtorix) | 43.76 | 93.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 34034. | Fiona (fiona_hl) | 43.76 | — | 2010-01-28 |
| 34035. | Ruta (ruta) | 43.76 | 95% | 2012-08-21 |
| 34036. | CrazyCriminal (crazycriminal_) | 43.75 | 95% | 2022-03-17 |
| 34037. | Srivathsan (srivathsanyt) | 43.75 | 94% | 2021-02-11 |
| 34038. | Quoc (quocnguyen89) | 43.74 | 94% | 2017-03-26 |
| 34039. | Pedro (lionex220) | 43.73 | 90% | 2016-07-15 |
| 34040. | Kyle (hyperionkyle89) | 43.73 | 91% | 2016-09-11 |
| 34041. | Cesar (cesarwbr) | 43.73 | 92% | 2012-05-06 |
| 34042. | bamboo (harupy) | 43.73 | 92% | 2014-02-10 |
| 34043. | tomjo (tomjo) | 43.73 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 34044. | Ybrael (ybrael) | 43.73 | 85% | 2015-12-22 |
| 34045. | bryan (macubex01) | 43.72 | 90% | 2016-07-05 |
| 34046. | elias (pokosgt) | 43.72 | 94% | 2017-06-13 |
| 34047. | Zak (villzzz420) | 43.72 | 95% | 2021-11-05 |
| 34048. | sen (sensai) | 43.72 | — | 2010-08-28 |
| 34049. | Ajit (raiajit) | 43.72 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |