So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10472. | Alex (evoamac) | 84.58 | 99% | 2011-08-22 |
| 10473. | lebron (lebron_mccain) | 84.57 | 99% | 2017-10-12 |
| 10474. | arichnad (arichnad) | 84.57 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
| 10475. | Tony (naka__) | 84.57 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 10476. | ahmed (angeampire) | 84.57 | 95% | 2013-09-24 |
| 10477. | Rocko (rockotaco) | 84.56 | 96% | 2019-05-16 |
| 10478. | razy (razynurin) | 84.56 | 96% | 2011-08-21 |
| 10479. | HazeltheBear (hazelthebear) | 84.56 | 95% | 2015-11-17 |
| 10480. | Carter (carterps2ss) | 84.56 | 95% | 2015-02-10 |
| 10481. | Garrett (insanitymage) | 84.55 | 93% | 2015-04-07 |
| 10482. | Darrell (rocky814) | 84.55 | 94% | 2016-06-27 |
| 10483. | Mancini (mancini) | 84.55 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 10484. | kirasu (alihan8) | 84.54 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
| 10485. | undefined (epsylon) | 84.54 | 96% | 2013-07-11 |
| 10486. | Nikos (nikpag00) | 84.54 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 10487. | B. (karn555) | 84.54 | 96% | 2014-02-16 |
| 10488. | N (crazycalm007) | 84.53 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 10489. | Kaighte (kaighte) | 84.53 | — | 2011-03-30 |
| 10490. | ryan (10thdentist) | 84.53 | 97% | 2021-07-10 |
| 10491. | Kevin (no2pzl) | 84.53 | 97% | 2013-09-29 |
| 10492. | Justin (pwee_tee_ef_owe) | 84.53 | 96% | 2014-12-09 |
| 10493. | Typo (fingooli) | 84.53 | 96% | 2015-09-12 |
| 10494. | Bala (balawastaken) | 84.52 | 95% | 2022-02-23 |
| 10495. | tstats[sweetapple6911] (swe... | 84.52 | 97.9% | 2023-10-08 |
| 10496. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 84.52 | 96.3% | 2023-10-31 |
| 10497. | Wen (wenhaohello) | 84.52 | 94% | 2014-06-18 |
| 10498. | Ahmet (imamocrat) | 84.51 | 95.7% | 2023-06-08 |
| 10499. | Rounak (rouvai) | 84.51 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 10500. | (bicycleman) | 84.51 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 10501. | Mihovil (mladabobica) | 84.51 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |