So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35964. | Justin (liontan) | 31.49 | 93% | 2020-05-08 |
| 35965. | nguyen (overdose) | 31.45 | 90% | 2011-10-12 |
| 35966. | vishal kumar (uchiha12) | 31.42 | 85% | 2013-10-31 |
| 35967. | shashank (shashank3900) | 31.40 | 93% | 2015-06-12 |
| 35968. | tuyen (hongtuyen) | 31.39 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 35969. | Karan (karan_m) | 31.36 | 95% | 2022-09-03 |
| 35970. | Burcu (elika) | 31.33 | 88% | 2014-03-17 |
| 35971. | naveen (nabu) | 31.30 | 80% | 2012-08-24 |
| 35972. | lkh2003 (lkh2003) | 31.13 | 88% | 2012-03-08 |
| 35973. | suresh (suri45) | 31.10 | 85% | 2014-03-18 |
| 35974. | vim_expert (vim_expert) | 31.07 | 93% | 2023-09-06 |
| 35975. | marc (antony) | 31.06 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 35976. | JBYRD84 (jbyrd84) | 31.01 | 88% | 2014-05-16 |
| 35977. | chernobyl (chernobyl) | 31.00 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 35978. | Muhammad (faheemawan03) | 30.96 | 91% | 2016-01-20 |
| 35979. | balen (balenktm123) | 30.95 | 95% | 2023-03-30 |
| 35980. | Tyler (crazazel) | 30.88 | 85% | 2013-07-05 |
| 35981. | Biswa (biswa01) | 30.84 | 96.2% | 2023-09-22 |
| 35982. | Aniket (aniket14) | 30.77 | 95% | 2022-07-22 |
| 35983. | chuanHui (juchh) | 30.75 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| 35984. | Gaurav (gmaniax) | 30.70 | 93% | 2023-07-18 |
| 35985. | Lilac (lilaclily) | 30.67 | 94% | 2021-12-28 |
| 35986. | Solomon (solomon_) | 30.60 | 91% | 2021-05-18 |
| 35987. | Jasjot (urbanpedu) | 30.60 | 91% | 2016-09-16 |
| 35988. | BED NARAYAN RAI (vednarayan) | 30.34 | 93% | 2023-05-29 |
| 35989. | Vincenzo (_a_j_) | 30.28 | 95% | 2021-12-09 |
| 35990. | Tina (nursetina) | 30.27 | 95% | 2013-04-03 |
| 35991. | Olzh (katran) | 30.24 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 35992. | Jessica (hockeymom) | 30.23 | 97% | 2018-10-03 |
| 35993. | jim (killer047) | 30.18 | 91% | 2015-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |