It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1262. | Flip (flip2theleft) | 90.03 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 1263. | JJ (snyderator) | 89.98 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 1264. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 89.98 | 100% | 2017-10-05 |
| 1265. | Sander (cubit32) | 89.97 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| 1266. | Zero (zeronotion) | 89.96 | 97% | 2020-03-09 |
| 1267. | David (becutandavid) | 89.95 | 96% | 2019-01-03 |
| 1268. | Big (pookpok) | 89.95 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 1269. | C-Radius (musaka) | 89.94 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
| 1270. | checkie (checkie11) | 89.93 | 99% | 2020-03-08 |
| 1271. | R (imayangoat) | 89.91 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 1272. | Shiney (shineyy) | 89.91 | 96% | 2018-12-25 |
| 1273. | Patrick (crossuv) | 89.89 | 98% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1274. | Ritchie (kuupper) | 89.87 | 97% | 2020-08-30 |
| 1275. | Andy (bot_begone) | 89.86 | 98% | 2020-01-28 |
| 1276. | senn636 (senn636) | 89.85 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 1277. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 89.85 | 98% | 2020-01-13 |
| 1278. | Nani (karlord) | 89.84 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 1279. | Connor (craposo7) | 89.84 | 96% | 2019-08-31 |
| 1280. | Silfir (silfir) | 89.78 | 98% | 2017-12-20 |
| 1281. | ruru (awestrike) | 89.77 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1282. | William Raymond (williamraym) | 89.76 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 1283. | Kaybe (kaybnde) | 89.76 | 97% | 2020-07-12 |
| 1284. | A (achongl) | 89.75 | 97% | 2019-07-14 |
| 1285. | Francesco (jauckey) | 89.73 | 98% | 2018-02-21 |
| 1286. | kocbftn (kocbftn) | 89.72 | 99% | 2018-08-11 |
| 1287. | olari (olaridv) | 89.72 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
| 1288. | Ryan (rockman829) | 89.71 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 1289. | Dig (digbo) | 89.71 | 97% | 2018-03-10 |
| 1290. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 89.68 | 99% | 2017-12-23 |
| 1291. | george (doctoras) | 89.67 | 99% | 2019-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |