I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1399. | Joshua (shmucky) | 126.16 | 98.4% | 2024-12-19 |
| 1400. | No Way (shefakala) | 126.14 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 1401. | 🐱👤 (loomi) | 126.14 | 99% | 2019-12-31 |
| 1402. | Ethan (bewilderex63) | 126.10 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 1403. | Bara (mrbobby) | 126.08 | 97.5% | 2024-03-06 |
| 1404. | Nikola (wasteoftimez) | 126.08 | 98% | 2025-02-16 |
| 1405. | str4tos (str4tos) | 126.07 | 98.7% | 2024-11-18 |
| 1406. | Wizard (dancingwizard) | 126.06 | 98.7% | 2023-12-12 |
| 1407. | Pranav (preyneyv) | 126.06 | 99% | 2024-07-19 |
| 1408. | Chris (vatha1321) | 126.06 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 1409. | chopper (chopper111) | 126.06 | 97% | 2020-04-28 |
| 1410. | nothing (galaxiedhomerow) | 126.05 | 96% | 2019-02-19 |
| 1411. | Kyyyle (pistol0207) | 126.04 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
| 1412. | Falcon467 (falcon467) | 126.04 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
| 1413. | (cooldude_) | 126.02 | 98% | 2019-05-26 |
| 1414. | Lack (lackhammer) | 126.00 | 100% | 2022-11-10 |
| 1415. | Connor (craposo7) | 125.99 | 99% | 2025-06-19 |
| 1416. | preston (prestongd) | 125.99 | 96% | 2018-12-04 |
| 1417. | _____ (husixu1) | 125.98 | 99% | 2022-12-30 |
| 1418. | zwechee (zwechee) | 125.94 | 98.2% | 2023-09-24 |
| 1419. | Albert (alberttheslime) | 125.94 | 96% | 2023-06-07 |
| 1420. | dont google anything (poopd... | 125.94 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 1421. | Riccardo (rickyb98_ekrpat) | 125.92 | 100% | 2020-07-02 |
| 1422. | Allen (allen135190) | 125.90 | 100% | 2019-05-07 |
| 1423. | Bauyrzhan (baurtokenov) | 125.90 | 100% | 2021-12-23 |
| 1424. | Alex (skjeong007) | 125.86 | 99% | 2021-10-04 |
| 1425. | Jashe (jasherak) | 125.85 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 1426. | *** (ccccalvinn) | 125.83 | 99% | 2024-02-02 |
| 1427. | Bizz (bizatch) | 125.82 | 99% | 2020-06-12 |
| 1428. | 𓇋𓋴𓆑𓏏𓅪 (infer... | 125.75 | 99% | 2024-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |